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1 hour ago, WithoutAClue said:

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That’s my dealer!

 

Harrison Ford Was '60s Hollywood's Favorite Weed Dealer

Before he was known as Han Solo and then Indiana Jones, and then Jack Ryan, etc., Harrison Ford was known to a lot of people as "my weed guy." He hung around Hollywood for more than a decade before his big break, carpenting and auditioning and picking up bit parts here and there, and you know what they say: If you can't join them, maybe try getting them high and see if they'll give you their agent's phone number.

By all accounts, he had some pretty high-profile clients: When she saw Star Wars for the first time, Michelle Phillips of the Mamas and the Papas did a double-take before shouting, "That's my pot dealer!" 

She later explained that she "didn't even know Harrison was an actor," so he was either really shitty at networking or an exceptionally ethical drug dealer.
 

He was also said to have supplied the Doors, making Harrison Ford responsible for possibly as much of the decade's best music as acoustic guitars and draft-dodging. He also definitely gave it to Carrie Fisher in more ways than one. During their now-infamous three-month affair on the set of Star Wars, the pair met up every week to smoke and bone, and Fisher actually credited Ford's intense supply with making her "forget most of 1976" and turning her off weed permanently. Marking the first and only time Harrison Ford turned a woman off.

https://www.cracked.com/article_30637_5-bonkers-tales-of-celebs-and-drugs.html

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1 hour ago, South Austin said:

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He traded down to a fucking freak show.  

1 hour ago, nnm said:

That’s my dealer!

He was also said to have supplied the Doors, making Harrison Ford responsible for possibly as much of the decade's best music as acoustic guitars and draft-dodging. 

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On 1/5/2025 at 9:09 AM, WithoutAClue said:

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What is the purpose of an engine cover anyway? The one on my truck is a bitch to get back on- you have to line up the holes that you can't see with the pegs you can't see. 

What if I just leave the fucking thing off? Will my engine melt? Will I die?

 

54 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

What is the purpose of an engine cover anyway? The one on my truck is a bitch to get back on- you have to line up the holes that you can't see with the pegs you can't see. 

What if I just leave the fucking thing off? Will my engine melt? Will I die?

 

It is supposed to direct air flow closer to the engine and keep it "cooler". Probably a good idea for wiring, not as much for the engine block.

Your engine won't melt but you may die when the engine stalls in the middle of traffic and the 18 wheeler smashes in to you...

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From a Sharpie commercial. 

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1 hour ago, futureman said:

 

She’s talented and pretty funny

 

On 1/15/2025 at 10:35 AM, High Plains Drifter said:

 

What is the purpose of an engine cover anyway? The one on my truck is a bitch to get back on- you have to line up the holes that you can't see with the pegs you can't see. 

What if I just leave the fucking thing off? Will my engine melt? Will I die?

 

It’s purely aesthetics, IMO. 

49 minutes ago, HiggyBaby said:

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Would work better with this image

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2 hours ago, HiggyBaby said:

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That guy's reaction kills me.
 

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Lol only with the assumption that baby is unharmed. Assuming that is true, caption is spot on, except for the errant apostrophe.

 

On 1/16/2025 at 7:57 AM, WithoutAClue said:

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5 hours ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

Acetone (AKA finger nail polish remover). 

Thanks Obama minor in chemistry!

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She plays the tuba backwards.  Lol

 

Seeing a few good band names… 
Curry Goat
Patties
Sweet Plantains
Jerk Burgers
 

No soup for you! Next!

Hook’em!!!
She plays the tuba backwards.  Lol
 

That’s the best one right there! Damn near spit out my coffee. Still laughing and startled my wife wanting to know what was so funny.

Hook’em!!!
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6 minutes ago, nnm said:

 

Is that near Poundtown?

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1 hour ago, Macanudo said:

Is that near Poundtown?

It's definitely on the way.

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