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Wait until they search for Clitter.

Philly mayor can’t spell Eagles. Sound up. 

 

12 hours ago, Superhero said:

Why wouldn’t you?

I bookmarked your wife’s onlyfans account. She’s a dirty one. 

Link?

18 hours ago, Superhero said:

Why wouldn’t you?

I bookmarked your wife’s onlyfans account. She’s a dirty one. 

How hard is it to remember TrampStamp69?

7 hours ago, nnm said:

Philly mayor can’t spell Eagles. Sound up. 

 

FUCK ALL THINGS PHILLY! ROT IN HELL PHILLY sports fans.

7 minutes ago, Hate said:

FUCK ALL THINGS PHILLY! ROT IN HELL PHILLY sports fans.

Username checks out.

10 hours ago, gofuckyourself said:

Or X.com ...

Oh wait.

I’ve got that one bookmarked.

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3 hours ago, Superhero said:

lol?

 


comment: She meat balled when should should have pizza’ed

5 hours ago, Superhero said:

lol?

 

shreddin the gnar pow

3 hours ago, Dnaguy said:


comment: She meat balled when should should have pizza’ed

i'm hungry now.

On 1/18/2025 at 10:16 PM, Underdog said:

The fuck happened to Adam? Bet it was that bitch Eve. 

 

Obviously he stuck his dick in the fryer. 

 

 

 

 

On 1/21/2025 at 1:13 PM, Hornius Emeritus said:

 

 

 

That was about $20 of gas used in that clip. 

10 hours ago, Superhero said:

lol?

 

RIP Lyn Ban

Philly mayor can’t spell Eagles. Sound up. 
 

ELGSES Fans should be making shirts this week!

Hook’em!!!
On 1/17/2025 at 12:28 AM, Blotto said:

That guy's reaction kills me.
 

Not the first time that kaunt fucked up a party.

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Wheelhouse for most of Surly. 

2 hours ago, nnm said:

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Wheelhouse for most of Surly. 

Never knew South Austin's Mom's name was Phyllis.

On 1/22/2025 at 4:14 AM, closetohumping said:

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still don't know what the joke is here

6 hours ago, nnm said:

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Wheelhouse for most of Surly. 

100% unsurprised to see the SDPD behind this. Even LA cops are like, "Those guys really are assholes."

4 hours ago, Rimbo said:

still don't know what the joke is here

you can’t be serious. 

44 minutes ago, futureman said:

you can’t be serious. 

It's just some guy at a Home Depot with a shopping cart with a plant in it.

What's the punchline here?

6 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

It's just some guy at a Home Depot with a shopping cart with a plant in it.

What's the punchline here?

I mean it’s obvious, to most people I’d assume. 

13 minutes ago, futureman said:

I mean it’s obvious, to most people I’d assume. 

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If you don't get the joke, either, you could just say so. You don't have to pretend you do get it. It's not like we can think any less of you as it is. :D

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1 hour ago, Rimbo said:

It's not like we can think any less of you as it is.

that wasn't very nice.

10 hours ago, Rimbo said:

It's just some guy at a Home Depot with a shopping cart with a plant in it.

What's the punchline here?

See, there’s this guy . . . in a store . . .

15 hours ago, Rimbo said:

still don't know what the joke is here

I don't get it either. Are we stupid or something?

49 minutes ago, Vegas64 said:

I don't get it either. Are we stupid or something?

 

On 1/22/2025 at 6:22 AM, DigglerontheHoof said:

Dont Get It Schitts Creek GIF by CBC

 

16 hours ago, Rimbo said:

still don't know what the joke is here

 

1 hour ago, South Austin said:

See, there’s this guy . . . in a store . . .

 

49 minutes ago, Vegas64 said:

I don't get it either. Are we stupid or something?

Some help.

its a Costco (liberal return policy) return line and presumably taken recently.

7 minutes ago, Upgrayedd said:

 

 

 

 

Some help.

its a Costco (liberal return policy) return line and presumably taken recently.

Almost dead poinsettia in basket, something something Christmas tree returned to Costco weeks after Christmas was over story. People take the Costco return policy to extreme, lol y’all. 

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