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4 hours ago, Al Czervik said:

Almost dead poinsettia in basket, something something Christmas tree returned to Costco weeks after Christmas was over story. People take the Costco return policy to extreme, lol y’all. 

Oh. See, it wasn't clear that (1) this was a Costco, not e.g. a Home Depot, and (2) this was a return line, and (3) what kind of plant it was.

1 hour ago, Parliament said:

And the cops won't try as hard to catch you.

but what if the sex offender is a cop?

oh, right, they won't be convicted

4 hours ago, Upgrayedd said:

Some help.

its a Costco (liberal return policy) return line and presumably taken recently.

holy shit did people not pick up on this immediately upon seeing the picture?  is everyone in here retarded?  unbelievable. 

5 hours ago, Rimbo said:

Oh. See, it wasn't clear that (1) this was a Costco, not e.g. a Home Depot, and (2) this was a return line, and (3) what kind of plant it was.

The shape of the cart and the display in the background gives it away.  I spend too much time at Costco 

12 hours ago, Rimbo said:

who's the lady between Martin Short and Greg Davis?

Betty Three Yard Curl

I don’t believe you. A shitter is bowl that gets covered up and sealed with ass cheeks and yet every gas station bathroom has shit all over the walls and floor, sometimes the ceiling. People are fucking animals and can’t be contained.

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3 hours ago, locodos said:

 

Sad monkey is sad. 

8 minutes ago, nnm said:

Sad monkey is sad  shocked.

that, too.

Uh, yeah, thanks for the laugh. What the fuck? 

2 minutes ago, Chooky said:

Uh, yeah, thanks for the laugh. What the fuck? 

Moved to the news story thread because the point was about the byline, thought it was pretty insensitive.

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Oops! Out in front of the house… 

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not sure if I should offer a snickers bar or SWA tickets. 

This is an internet photo, but I passed this trucking company on 259 in Longview yesterday.  Never heard of them, but the child in me got a chuckle.

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2 minutes ago, markstanco said:

This is an internet photo, but I passed this trucking company on 259 in Longview yesterday.  Never heard of them, but the child in me got a chuckle.

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When the cargo arrives is it referred to as The Fappening?

On 1/28/2025 at 11:18 AM, MonkeyDoughnut said:

SIAP: Honduran special forces 2022

You sure that's not aggy special forces?

14 minutes ago, Longhornstampede said:

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Essex

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