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4 hours ago, Leeroy Jenkins said:

I am sure I flew one of those in the background 

 I bet you can spell Monthan, too.

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10 hours ago, Leeroy Jenkins said:

I am sure I flew one of those in the background 

I am quite concerned that we have a Leeroy Jenkins piloting aircraft. 

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1 hour ago, South Austin said:

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Something something doggy something...

 

 

Them's some skinny legs.

13 hours ago, Leeroy Jenkins said:

I am sure I flew one of those in the background 

Miltary version of the Lockheed Electra? 
I flew on a commercial passenger from Dallas tonKansas City in 1960.

13 hours ago, Leeroy Jenkins said:

I am sure I flew one of those in the background 

Miltary version of the Lockheed Electra? 
I flew on a commercial passenger from Dallas tonKansas City in 1960.

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2 hours ago, South Austin said:

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Those beach balls have absolutely no appeal whatsoever. Bleh. 

3 hours ago, Armybrat said:

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Modern problems require modern solutions, so I'm told.

26 minutes ago, Gene Parmesan said:

I wonder if those are natural?

You'd be tempted to think they might be, simply because it's difficult to believe anyone would do something like that intentionally.

1 minute ago, Tex Long said:

You'd be tempted to think they might be, simply because it's difficult to believe anyone would do something like that intentionally.

I imagine there are surgeons in Venezuela that would question it. 

1 minute ago, Gene Parmesan said:

I imagine there are surgeons in Venezuela that would question it. 

I imagine there are surgeons in many lands who would do it, as long the check didn't bounce.

5 hours ago, Gene Parmesan said:

I wonder if those are natural?

Not sure.  Usually don't see a dog wearing sunglasses, so I'm leaning towards not natural.

Those beach balls have absolutely no appeal whatsoever. Bleh. 

It’s not only Florida, it’s South Florida! Those things are kryptonite for overly tan Yankee codgers hanging poolside at Boca Del Vista.
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13 hours ago, Tex Long said:

Them's some skinny legs.

You can't expect them to grow in the shade?

9 hours ago, GoPokes83 said:


It’s not only Florida, it’s South Florida! Those things are kryptonite for overly tan Yankee codgers hanging poolside at Boca Del Vista.

*Del Boca Vista.

23 hours ago, Armybrat said:

Miltary version of the Lockheed Electra? 
I flew on a commercial passenger from Dallas tonKansas City in 1960.

In the background, yes, P-3 Orion

On 2/2/2025 at 12:19 PM, nnm said:

Those beach balls have absolutely no appeal whatsoever. Bleh. 

Yep. 

And the hell of it is she's proud of those ridiculous things.

1 minute ago, TrashMaster G said:

Yep. 

And the hell of it is she's proud of those ridiculous things.

Yeah, but they keep most people from noticing the bird legs. 

theres emergency stop buttons at the bottom of every escalator.... dude in suit confused as fuck and panicking.... might want to consider hitting it

41 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

theres emergency stop buttons at the bottom of every escalator.... dude in suit confused as fuck and panicking.... might want to consider hitting it

I think its shielded by the table on the right

18 hours ago, Incredulity said:

 

PIVOT!!!

Kid said “it’s a clear dress?  I gotta see this!”

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On 2/2/2025 at 9:37 AM, Armybrat said:

Miltary version of the Lockheed Electra? 
I flew on a commercial passenger from Dallas tonKansas City in 1960.

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Well, you can tell she puts out.

 

On 2/2/2025 at 7:25 AM, South Austin said:

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On 2/2/2025 at 10:19 AM, nnm said:

Those beach balls have absolutely no appeal whatsoever. Bleh. 

Yeah that's... how?

"Hi, yes, see these volleyballs? I'd like em stitched into my chesticles, thanks."

31 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

Well, you can tell she puts out.

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11 hours ago, brakeman said:

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Not all of oglaf dot com is nsfw...

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