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#40801
48 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

 

Why do so many refer to fucking as “sleeping”?

 

I mean, I slept with a few hundred million men just last night and you don't see me holding up a goddamn sign

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#40802
1 hour ago, Armybrat said:

 

Why do so many refer to fucking as “sleeping”?

 


Well, you tell us. You're the resident historian…

 

 

 

 

 

since you've lived through it all.  😉

#40803
2 hours ago, Armybrat said:

 

Why do so many refer to fucking as “sleeping”?

 

I thought the same thing. No sleeping was involved, I'd wager.

2 hours ago, honolulu horn said:

I mean, I slept with a few hundred million men just last night and you don't see me holding up a goddamn sign

you slut

#40810
3 minutes ago, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

Midwest v Everybody that has any idea how old Rome is.

yeah, like theres any way to know that.

#40813
1 hour ago, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

Midwest v Everybody that has any idea how old Rome is.

I mean it’s at least 6,000 years old. 

#40818
38 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

1,2,3,4,5,x

I don’t know what method you’re using here, but Chris Hanson might be in your kitchen. 

#40819
41 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

1,2,3,4,5,x

Grandma on the back row is it, man. 
The 86 year old, the 17 year old, and the infant are all illegal and/or immoral. 

#40820
9 minutes ago, Your Mom said:

I don’t know what method you’re using here, but Chris Hanson might be in your kitchen. 

I was thinking the same thing 

#40822
16 hours ago, Kennythetiger said:

Grandma on the back row is it, man. 
The 86 year old, the 17 year old, and the infant are all illegal and/or immoral. 

Of course I put the infant at x. This ain't The Serbian Film.

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#40825
38 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Can you imagine being 32 and in the market for a sequined "GILF" shirt? 

Yeah, along with the baby, that’s the no-go zone in the picture.  That one will take your soul.

#40832
59 minutes ago, Parliament said:

Gun to my head, I’d take my chances with the 70 yo.

I'm down. She looks sweet, probably has a big ass, and I notice she has bangs so no hair to pull back therefore offering a great line of sight while she's going down. 🤘

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