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48 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

 

Why do so many refer to fucking as “sleeping”?

 

I mean, I slept with a few hundred million men just last night and you don't see me holding up a goddamn sign

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1 hour ago, Armybrat said:

 

Why do so many refer to fucking as “sleeping”?

 


Well, you tell us. You're the resident historian…

 

 

 

 

 

since you've lived through it all.  😉

2 hours ago, Armybrat said:

 

Why do so many refer to fucking as “sleeping”?

 

I thought the same thing. No sleeping was involved, I'd wager.

2 hours ago, honolulu horn said:

I mean, I slept with a few hundred million men just last night and you don't see me holding up a goddamn sign

you slut

Why do so many refer to fucking as “sleeping”?
 

It was 24 hours, she probably nodded off a couple of times.
3 minutes ago, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

Midwest v Everybody that has any idea how old Rome is.

yeah, like theres any way to know that.

Damn it. I forgot we had a witness.

1 hour ago, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

Midwest v Everybody that has any idea how old Rome is.

I mean it’s at least 6,000 years old. 

38 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

1,2,3,4,5,x

I don’t know what method you’re using here, but Chris Hanson might be in your kitchen. 

41 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

1,2,3,4,5,x

Grandma on the back row is it, man. 
The 86 year old, the 17 year old, and the infant are all illegal and/or immoral. 

9 minutes ago, Your Mom said:

I don’t know what method you’re using here, but Chris Hanson might be in your kitchen. 

I was thinking the same thing 

16 hours ago, Kennythetiger said:

Grandma on the back row is it, man. 
The 86 year old, the 17 year old, and the infant are all illegal and/or immoral. 

Of course I put the infant at x. This ain't The Serbian Film.

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Can you imagine being 32 and in the market for a sequined "GILF" shirt? 

38 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Can you imagine being 32 and in the market for a sequined "GILF" shirt? 

Yeah, along with the baby, that’s the no-go zone in the picture.  That one will take your soul.

that's a very worn 32-year-old

like trying to buy a used WRX

4 hours ago, 'stache said:

May be an image of 3 people, blonde hair, people smiling and text that says '50 50Vears Years 32Vears 32 Years 70 70Years Years 86 86Years Years CRANDMA CLUI NDMAS แบ ANDMAS PROMOTED TO Mommy Est.2024 Est. 2024 17 Years 3Days'

Figure It Out What GIF by CBC

 

Very possible.

In West Virginia.

 

 

or Oklahoma. 

5 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

1,2,3,4,5,x

Gun to my head, I’d take my chances with the 70 yo.

59 minutes ago, Parliament said:

Gun to my head, I’d take my chances with the 70 yo.

I'm down. She looks sweet, probably has a big ass, and I notice she has bangs so no hair to pull back therefore offering a great line of sight while she's going down. 🤘

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3 hours ago, Superhero said:

Very possible.

In West Virginia.

 

 

or Oklahoma. 

*Alabama

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my sons went through this phase too.

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Maybe you CAN take it with you.

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Who says HEB doesn't know their customers?

 

 

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