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On 2/22/2025 at 9:51 PM, troph said:

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my sons went through this phase too.

My 7 year old son knows the memes, I fully expect this one by the end of the year. 

1 minute ago, butthurt said:

 

 

(No) beans in chili thread is that way —->

That's not even chili.  Is that from Jade?

Gun to my head, I’d take my chances with the 70 yo.

What caliber we talking? Because anything over a .22 short and one eye is in for a flashback to 1957.
5 hours ago, Marfa Low Crown said:

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Totally thought that was Cedric the Entertainer.

10 hours ago, Hate said:

That's not even chili.  Is that from Jade?

I more offended by the corn kernels than the beans.

1 hour ago, Bill Brasky said:

16 for K.C. and that's just Andy Reid's son 


He really hurt that little kid, and you want to make that the butt of your joke?

Go get fucked. 

6 hours ago, Mittens said:

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What’s going on in KC?  Winning is going on in KC. I’m shocked Philly is so low. It’s now obvious what Detroit needs to do to get over the hump. 

12 minutes ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

 

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1 hour ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

 

@Guadaloopy

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Just teasing, and you're a good sport about the excessive level of grief you get about this.

1 hour ago, Longboard Horn said:

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Fuck the calendar, I need a post-card set.

 

19 hours ago, thunderlounge said:


He really hurt that little kid, and you want to make that the butt of your joke?

Go get fucked. 

Give your balls a tug 

33 minutes ago, Bill Brasky said:

Give your balls a tug 


Already tugged them nice and slow over your mom’s face. Have fun being a piece of shit. 

On 2/25/2025 at 3:50 AM, Bevo&Pevo said:

LOL. The Judge "oh..you're going to say...."

I do the same thing... except I first cut the sandwich... and measure each quarter.

On 2/25/2025 at 4:27 PM, Bill Brasky said:

16 for K.C. and that's just Andy Reid's son 

 

On 2/25/2025 at 5:45 PM, thunderlounge said:


He really hurt that little kid, and you want to make that the butt of your joke?

Go get fucked. 

 

what's the story here? what did I miss?

 

On 2/25/2025 at 5:45 PM, thunderlounge said:


He really hurt that little kid, and you want to make that the butt of your joke?

Go get fucked. 

57 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

 

what's the story here? what did I miss?

 

55 minutes ago, Mittens said:

Family member in KC (actually Lawrence...) told me at the time that a man managed to run out of go in the middle of a curved entrance ramp in a "No Stopping" place, may have had drugs in his car. Called his fam for help. Woman came, brought kids ith her, loose in car, no belts. Stopped IN FRONT of man's car, angled in with rear of her car hanging out. Reid's son came onto ramp to enter freeway missed the original car in illegal location and hit her car, also in illegal location. Responders did not check the original car for contraband. Reid's son had alcohol, but due to time lapse from accident to response not immediate issue.

My conclusion, arguable, is that all three fucked up. If I had to blame just one person, it would probably be her. Shit happens.

 

On 2/25/2025 at 3:50 AM, Bevo&Pevo said:

LOL. The Judge "oh..you're going to say...."

 

"8 inches" *holds fingers 3 inches apart*

 

On 2/26/2025 at 10:14 AM, HiggyBaby said:

 

 

 

 

1 hour ago, Spankytoes said:

I’m embarrassed for you

Piss up a rope.

 

More of a what the fuck

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