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9 hours ago, futureman said:

I bet you’d be surprised. 

How many times did you fuck him?

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Don’t underestimate the hand strength of  masseuses.

Mine is a little 5’3” 110 lbs woman who doesn’t use her elbows (I’ve asked), and has the hand strength to choke out a chimpanzee.

She’s pretty and friendly. But I’ve never dared getting a boner because she will undoubtedly rip it off and shove it into my chest cavity. 

4 hours ago, Superhero said:

Don’t underestimate the hand strength of  masseuses.

Mine is a little 5’3” 110 lbs woman who doesn’t use her elbows (I’ve asked), and has the hand strength to choke out a chimpanzee.

She’s pretty and friendly. But I’ve never dared getting a boner because she will undoubtedly rip it off and shove it into my chest cavity. 

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12 hours ago, futureman said:

I have the weirdest boner right now...

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7 hours ago, Superhero said:

Don’t underestimate the hand strength of  masseuses.

Mine is a little 5’3” 110 lbs woman who doesn’t use her elbows (I’ve asked), and has the hand strength to choke out a chimpanzee.

She’s pretty and friendly. But I’ve never dared getting a boner because she will undoubtedly rip it off and shove it into my chest cavity. 

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6 hours ago, futureman said:

I love roman numeral humor.

The Chili Lime Shrimp flavored ones are pretty solid.

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jfc. I'm having flashbacks of having a paper to write, its 10 pm the day before its due. I go to the second floor of the UGL to use their computers (back in the day before everyone had computers), logging in to get assigned a computer, and seeing a 20 person wait list. 
Then I would walk up and down the aisles, and see dickbags like that playing games, or downloading music on napster. Fucking douchebag nerds. 
 

Early 80’s I took a computer class in college. There was one computer for the 40 of us to use but we didn’t get to actually use it until the last month of the class. I believe I logged about 20 minutes total, Go Pokes!
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4 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

A Chrysler 300 looks like a Phantom until a Phantom shows up

Sophia Loren was not a Chrysler 300…

but I understand the point you were trying to make.

14 hours ago, futureman said:

Sophia Loren was not a Chrysler 300…

but I understand the point you were trying to make.

I think we will need ArmyBrat to weigh in and give us an official opinion on this one.....

1 hour ago, futureman said:

what gen are today’s teenagers?  gen alpha?

gen z extends to at least 2012, so most teenagers are gen z.

 

 

the average age of new mothers in the united states is 27 so generations should be 27 years wide. that doesn't do much for marketing weenies so they use the term "generation" for smaller cadres.

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48 minutes ago, futureman said:

those are some expensive stomach pancakes.

So...stories about semen show up in your algorithm often?

1 hour ago, Dennis Taylor said:

So...stories about semen show up in your algorithm often?

define often. 

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