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On 3/5/2025 at 10:00 PM, millhouse said:

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On 3/5/2025 at 10:32 PM, Rimbo said:

too soon

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Link is worth clicking through.  Dude didn't do anything wrong and got rear-ended.  He'll use this clip from his dash cam for defense, and will prevail.  Unfortunately, he's stuffing his face in an unflattering way.  Got an audible chuckle from me.

https://x.com/InsaneRealitys/status/1898571383661101419

 

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The internet once again has ruined me.  Around the 60 second mark...  This could also be X-posted to a few other threads I'm sure.

 

12 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Linky no worky

Link worked fine for me.  

6 hours ago, PvilleStang said:

The internet once again has ruined me.  Around the 60 second mark...  This could also be X-posted to a few other threads I'm sure.

 

bitch can’t just apologize and take any amount of responsibility for that despicable ass shit.  and her parents co-signing all of the bullshit.  sad snapshot of the way culture is trending.  

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these hats are all terrible but the AL west are hilarious:

 

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11 minutes ago, Parliament said:

NGL. I was pulling for the cow.

So was gravity.

1 hour ago, elfenix said:

these hats are all terrible but the AL west are hilarious:

 

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tetas, as(s)hos, and anaels?

this is ballsack right?

8 hours ago, PvilleStang said:

The internet once again has ruined me.  Around the 60 second mark...  This could also be X-posted to a few other threads I'm sure.

 

Shame on us for not thinking about her mental.

8 hours ago, futureman said:

tetas, as(s)hos, and anaels?

this is ballsack right?

I’m team tetas. From the posts on this site, it seems most of y’all are on the other team. Good for you, let your freak flags fly. 

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Inner middle school NNM chuckled at this. 
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Good…that dude should leave it alone. 

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7 minutes ago, bolverk said:

 

#teamoctopus

17 minutes ago, nnm said:

#teamoctopus

I'm pretty sure they will take better care of the place once humanity wipes itself out. 

Nice that we're going to melt the ice caps for them on our way out the door. 

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6 hours ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

I didn’t know where else to put this 

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There’s not a snowball’s chance in hell …..

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2 minutes ago, Underdog said:

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Now that’s a profile photo

1 hour ago, Dnaguy said:

There’s not a snowball’s chance in hell …..

What a revolting joke, I love it.

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8 hours ago, bolverk said:

 

I've listened to a few podcasts / watched documentaries, and octopi are fascinating creatures. They have 3 hearts and 9 brains - one in the head and each tentacle. They can squeeze through any hole that's bigger than their beak. They are the masters of disguise, able to shape shift, change color, change texture, and escape by swimming or running. Female octopi will stay with their eggs until they hatch, which in some cases take over a year.

I've actually stopped eating them because I have a lot of respect for them... even though grilled octopus over charcoal with a splash of lemon juice is amazing.

 

38 minutes ago, Superhero said:

I've listened to a few podcasts / watched documentaries, and octopi are fascinating creatures. They have 3 hearts and 9 brains - one in the head and each tentacle. They can squeeze through any hole that's bigger than their beak. They are the masters of disguise, able to shape shift, change color, change texture, and escape by swimming or running. Female octopi will stay with their eggs until they hatch, which in some cases take over a year.

I've actually stopped eating them because I have a lot of respect for them... even though grilled octopus over charcoal with a splash of lemon juice is amazing.

 

Yeah, I have also quit eating them for the same reasons. 

I realize that I'm pretty hypocritical because pigs are fairly smart too, but that's just an unfortunate bridge too far... 

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47 minutes ago, Superhero said:

I've listened to a few podcasts / watched documentaries, and octopi are fascinating creatures. They have 3 hearts and 9 brains - one in the head and each tentacle. They can squeeze through any hole that's bigger than their beak. They are the masters of disguise, able to shape shift, change color, change texture, and escape by swimming or running. Female octopi will stay with their eggs until they hatch, which in some cases take over a year.

I've actually stopped eating them because I have a lot of respect for them... even though grilled octopus over charcoal with a splash of lemon juice is amazing.

 

Octopus is Greek so the plural in English is either octopuses or octopodes (nuts). "Octopii" is a false latinization. 

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