Jump to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Surly Horns

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Featured Replies

I watched "my octopus teacher" on netflix a few years ago, so you could say I'm a bit of an expert on our eight-legged friends.

  • Replies 44.4k
  • Views 4.4m
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

Most Popular Posts

Posted Images

16 minutes ago, futureman said:

I watched "my octopus teacher" on netflix a few years ago, so you could say I'm a bit of an expert on our eight-legged friends.

I read a Sci-fi book that dealt with the descendants of octopuses in the far, far future. I'm not an expert. But oracle? Who's to say?

 

Pigs got personality, and that goes a long way. 

image.png.30d37fcdf6124ffc0ddd72228165da0f.png

2 hours ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

Yeah, I have also quit eating them for the same reasons. 

I realize that I'm pretty hypocritical because pigs are fairly smart too, but that's just an unfortunate bridge too far... 

Actually I can go without bacon, ham or pork chops.

But you can take carnitas from my cold dead fingers.

 

 

2 hours ago, elfenix said:

Octopus is Greek so the plural in English is either octopuses or octopodes (nuts). "Octopii" is a false latinization. 

Thanks. TIL

image.png.46b610bb0398a7895aee9e8b6d7f2a34.png

2 hours ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

 

I realize that I'm pretty hypocritical because pigs are fairly smart too, but that's just an unfortunate bridge too far... 

Pigs are magical creatures, eating dance near anything & making pork, ham and bacon

these come up every day and obviously can’t post them all.  but this is one of my favorites. 

12 hours ago, Superhero said:

 They are the masters of disguise, able to shape shift, change color, change texture, and escape by swimming or running

 

And yet they can't escape a fisherman's trap pot

12 minutes ago, 52-80 said:

And yet they can't escape a fisherman's trap pot

Thank you. I was waiting for an excuse to not go soft because the pulpo tacos are too fire. I'll continue eating our future overlords until they master the pot trap.

Is there a more tired opinion in 2025 than the "octopuses are so smart and amazing and [insert 9 facts] and probably they are the REAL aliens akshully and they are advanced life forms so as a quasi-intellectual and fake interesting person, I've stopped eating them. Howboutu?"?

I blame the aforementioned My Teacher the Octopus movie for dumbing down what once only the nerdy Slayer fan knew due to his niche friend group all having H.P. Lovecraft hard-ons. And that Netflix documentary was boring and sucked.

Also octopus is gross and weird. I'll only eat the circle versions of calimari and only from the most classy of establishments. You know, TGI Fridays, Cheddar's Scratch Kitchen, Bennigan's, etc.

Edited by Vegas64

15 hours ago, Superhero said:

I've listened to a few podcasts / watched documentaries, and octopi are fascinating creatures. They have 3 hearts and 9 brains - one in the head and each tentacle. They can squeeze through any hole that's bigger than their beak. They are the masters of disguise, able to shape shift, change color, change texture, and escape by swimming or running. Female octopi will stay with their eggs until they hatch, which in some cases take over a year.

I've actually stopped eating them because I have a lot of respect for them... even though grilled octopus over charcoal with a splash of lemon juice is amazing.

 

If octopuses eat other octopuses, it seems silly that I shouldn't.

15 hours ago, Superhero said:

I've listened to a few podcasts / watched documentaries, and octopi are fascinating creatures. They have 3 hearts and 9 brains - one in the head and each tentacle. They can squeeze through any hole that's bigger than their beak. They are the masters of disguise, able to shape shift, change color, change texture, and escape by swimming or running. Female octopi will stay with their eggs until they hatch, which in some cases take over a year.

I've actually stopped eating them because I have a lot of respect for them... even though grilled octopus over charcoal with a splash of lemon juice is amazing.

 

That's one way to justify your Japanese porn fetish

28 minutes ago, futureman said:

.

Sorry, oval. You are so perfect. Like a circle.

1 hour ago, Vegas64 said:

Is there a more tired opinion in 2025 than the "octopuses are so smart and amazing and [insert 9 facts] and probably they are the REAL aliens akshully and they are advanced life forms so as a quasi-intellectual and fake interesting person, I've stopped eating them. Howboutu?"?

I blame the aforementioned My Teacher the Octopus movie for dumbing down what once only the nerdy Slayer fan knew due to his niche friend group all having H.P. Lovecraft hard-ons. And that Netflix documentary was boring and sucked.

Also octopus is gross and weird. I'll only eat the circle versions of calimari and only from the most classy of establishments. You know, TGI Fridays, Cheddar's Scratch Kitchen, Bennigan's, etc.

You're on their list now.

Just now, Vegas64 said:

Sorry, pig rectum. You are so perfect. Like a circle.

FIFY 

3 hours ago, Kennythetiger said:

Probably didn’t hurt the pan. 

Of course not.  It's not 1924.

2 hours ago, HuttNuts said:

That's one way to justify your Japanese porn fetish

I thought this was a kink shame free board.

14 minutes ago, Superhero said:

I thought this was a kink shame free board.

Nah, it’s a free shame kink board. 

5 hours ago, Vegas64 said:

Is there a more tired opinion in 2025 than the "octopuses are so smart and amazing and [insert 9 facts] and probably they are the REAL aliens akshully and they are advanced life forms so as a quasi-intellectual and fake interesting person, I've stopped eating them. Howboutu?"?

I blame the aforementioned My Teacher the Octopus movie for dumbing down what once only the nerdy Slayer fan knew due to his niche friend group all having H.P. Lovecraft hard-ons. And that Netflix documentary was boring and sucked.

Also octopus is gross and weird. I'll only eat the circle versions of calimari and only from the most classy of establishments. You know, TGI Fridays, Cheddar's Scratch Kitchen, Bennigan's, etc.

When they take over, I'm turning you in to curry favor.

1 hour ago, Superhero said:

I thought this was a kink shame free board.

well you don't eat snatch so you should be shamed. 
I kid I kid.

6 hours ago, Vegas64 said:

Is there a more tired opinion in 2025 than the "octopuses are so smart and amazing and [insert 9 facts] and probably they are the REAL aliens akshully and they are advanced life forms so as a quasi-intellectual and fake interesting person, I've stopped eating them. Howboutu?"?

I blame the aforementioned My Teacher the Octopus movie for dumbing down what once only the nerdy Slayer fan knew due to his niche friend group all having H.P. Lovecraft hard-ons. And that Netflix documentary was boring and sucked.

Also octopus is gross and weird. I'll only eat the circle versions of calimari and only from the most classy of establishments. You know, TGI Fridays, Cheddar's Scratch Kitchen, Bennigan's, etc.

 

whatever. I still enjoyed seeing that idiot almost get his face suckered off and drown. 

 

Edited by High Plains Drifter

55 minutes ago, BigDHornfan said:

well you don't eat snatch so you should be shamed. 
I kid I kid.

I eat snatch on occasion, but unlike KFC chicken, I don't crave it fortnightly.

6 hours ago, Vegas64 said:

Is there a more tired opinion in 2025 than the "octopuses are so smart and amazing and [insert 9 facts] and probably they are the REAL aliens akshully and they are advanced life forms so as a quasi-intellectual and fake interesting person, I've stopped eating them. Howboutu?"?

I blame the aforementioned My Teacher the Octopus movie for dumbing down what once only the nerdy Slayer fan knew due to his niche friend group all having H.P. Lovecraft hard-ons. And that Netflix documentary was boring and sucked.

Also octopus is gross and weird. I'll only eat the circle versions of calimari and only from the most classy of establishments. You know, TGI Fridays, Cheddar's Scratch Kitchen, Bennigan's, etc.

Damn where have you seen a Benningan’s in the last 20 years? 

10 hours ago, Vegas64 said:

Is there a more tired opinion in 2025 than the "octopuses are so smart and amazing and [insert 9 facts] and probably they are the REAL aliens akshully and they are advanced life forms so as a quasi-intellectual and fake interesting person, I've stopped eating them. Howboutu?"?

I blame the aforementioned My Teacher the Octopus movie for dumbing down what once only the nerdy Slayer fan knew due to his niche friend group all having H.P. Lovecraft hard-ons. And that Netflix documentary was boring and sucked.

Also octopus is gross and weird. I'll only eat the circle versions of calimari and only from the most classy of establishments. You know, TGI Fridays, Cheddar's Scratch Kitchen, Bennigan's, etc.

You mean pig rectums?

3 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Image

 

giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952bs3wzv1twwo49llt0e

5 hours ago, Superhero said:

I eat snatch on occasion, but unlike KFC chicken, I don't crave it fortnightly.

Well are you eating original recipe or extra crispy?

3 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Image

 

 

 

Reverse DEI hires

9 hours ago, Ignatius said:

Well are you eating original recipe or extra crispy?

As we age, the latter is more likely. 

3 hours ago, Upgrayedd said:

1, 2

Xavier worthy on the Horns, Xavier worthy on the Chiefs

  • Popular Post

IMG_0877.jpeg.5dfe6c796dfe3553c9761a04593e087a.jpeg

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.