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9 minutes ago, tbone_ said:

How do I learn what this means?

Here is some reading for you..... 

 

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^ no local yokel gonna shut me down

23 minutes ago, Blotto said:

Lulz at the wife naggin' him.

Kevin continues to challenge the entire animal kingdom. 

1 hour ago, nnm said:

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Probably had to wait for his boner to dissapate

1 minute ago, Blotto said:

Probably had to wait for his boner to dissapate

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On 3/30/2025 at 9:03 AM, demos said:

^ no local yokel gonna shut me down

cuz' me and my boys got this rig unwound..

57 minutes ago, 'stache said:

I’d eat that, nttawwt.

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6 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

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Captured the essence, but Luanne needs the correct chola brows.

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Anthony Edwards with possibly the biggest Fuck Them Kids. He told the judge he wants to pay his full child support upfront. Damn. Definitely in the running for Hater of the Decade.

 

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45 minutes ago, Brothahorn said:

Anthony Edwards with possibly the biggest Fuck Them Kids. He told the judge he wants to pay his full child support upfront. Damn. Definitely in the running for Hater of the Decade.

 

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Wait a minute. Why is paying up front all at once a bad thing? That's a huge W in my book.

Putting aside basic Time Value of Money, you are ensuring getting paid and taking all the risk off the table. Risk of him losing his money, blowing his money by being stupid, getting hurt and losing income, getting arrested doing something stupid and losing income, etc.

How can anyone think this is a negative thing?

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reminds me of a John Carpenter movie set in Antarctica

 

1 hour ago, Vegas64 said:

Wait a minute. Why is paying up front all at once a bad thing? That's a huge W in my book.

Putting aside basic Time Value of Money, you are ensuring getting paid and taking all the risk off the table. Risk of him losing his money, blowing his money by being stupid, getting hurt and losing income, getting arrested doing something stupid and losing income, etc.

How can anyone think this is a negative thing?

I could be wrong but I don't think he is looking at it from that perspective. This is more of a "Bitch, leave me the fuck alone. Go the fuck away. And take the kid with you."

Which is kid of fucked up, considering he knew what she was, and the kid is his(allegedly).

Just now, Brothahorn said:

I could be wrong but I don't think he is looking at it from that perspective. This is more of a "Bitch, leave me the fuck alone. Go the fuck away. And take the kid with you."

Which is kid of fucked up, considering he knew what she was, and the kid is his(allegedly).

Generally speaking everyone wins here. The mom wins (no chasing an annuity, gets it all upfront and with 0% discount), the man wins (he sees a premium value to offloading her and the kid off his books) and the kid wins (free from a bad or toxic co-parenting situation if the father doesn't want to be there, or if he does, a quality relationship without the sceptre of money constantly hanging over it).

If the woman plays her cards right, she can really make a good life for her kid and herself.

1 hour ago, Vegas64 said:

If the woman plays her cards right, she can really make a good life for her kid and herself.

If her kid was her priority she might have vetted father-figures. 

4 hours ago, Vegas64 said:

Wait a minute. Why is paying up front all at once a bad thing? That's a huge W in my book.

Putting aside basic Time Value of Money, you are ensuring getting paid and taking all the risk off the table. Risk of him losing his money, blowing his money by being stupid, getting hurt and losing income, getting arrested doing something stupid and losing income, etc.

How can anyone think this is a negative thing?

100% agree. 

6 hours ago, Vegas64 said:

Wait a minute. Why is paying up front all at once a bad thing? That's a huge W in my book.

Putting aside basic Time Value of Money, you are ensuring getting paid and taking all the risk off the table. Risk of him losing his money, blowing his money by being stupid, getting hurt and losing income, getting arrested doing something stupid and losing income, etc.

How can anyone think this is a negative thing?


It’s almost as if he doesn’t make wise decisions which is shocking considering he was raw dogging … checks notes… an insta model and thinking she’d take 100k for an abortion.

You would have expected more coming from such a strategic thinker.

5 hours ago, Vegas64 said:

 

If the woman plays her cards right, she can really make a good life for her kid and herself.

And still get a new man.

It's hard to fathom the man that received a Golden Globe Award, six Screen Actors Guild Awards, and was nominated for four consecutive Primetime Emmy Awards would be that callous.

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