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3 hours ago, smuggs said:

 

The walk-off stare down seals it.

I challenge any male on this board to say they have never done something like this.

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11 minutes ago, Steamboat1874 said:

I challenge any male on this board to say they have never done something like this.

You mean within the last couple of days? 

4 hours ago, Armybrat said:

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My son's '07 truck has manual window cranks. But then, he's Z, not a millennial.

3 hours ago, Rimbo said:

My son's '07 truck has manual window cranks. But then, he's Z, not a millennial.

I still drive a 95 f150 short bed with a 5 speed transmission with 351,000+ miles on it. Taught my son how to drive a stick in that old thing. My dad taught me to drive in his old 1964 Chevy Apache with the 3 on the tree!

22 hours ago, LebongJames said:

Lime is your friend.

I thought you put the lime in the coconut? 

On 4/6/2025 at 8:09 PM, General Specific said:

Between that and a trailer hitch, it hurts just watching!

I can place every divot in my shins from a trailer hitch. 

I'm not paying lump sum but I'm not asking for my max to decrease as kids age out. I'll end up being done a year early.  I also have my kids half time, pretty much pay for more than two-thirds of any discretionary and my ex-wife makes good money as a senior whatever they call them at a global ad agency.

Too much insight into making an online purchase. Either you want it or don’t - no more lingering into the unknown.

Hook’em!!!
17 hours ago, Longhornstampede said:

Leave the avocado seeds in

What kind of Chernobyl avocado trees are you getting your hands on? 

15 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

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And that's why my opening line is "Hey there gorgeous, I'm hung like a barnacle and/or an Argentine blue-bill duck."

60% of the time, it works every time.

 

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The barnacle is the creature with the largest penis as a proportion of its body size. Among vertebrates, the Argentine blue-bill duck has the longest penis in relation to its body size.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Largest_body_part

19 hours ago, Longhornstampede said:

Meant the PIT!

The absolute best way to prevent an avocado from turning brown is to eat the whole mother fucker after you slice it.

When god gives you termites......

 

12 minutes ago, Steamboat1874 said:

The absolute best way to prevent an avocado from turning brown is to eat the whole mother fucker after you slice it.

The Mexican and west coast avocado is riddled with flaws and we deserve a better design. This is why I want my avocado manufactured in Detroit, Michigan. It's called common sense, thank you very much. 

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Maybe belongs in Make You Surly thread.

 

18 minutes ago, Superhero said:

 

if he don't learn the easy way, make him learn the hard way

2 hours ago, Underdog said:

Undefeated. 

or maybe the guy needs to pay attention and stop dropping his right hand

21 minutes ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

“sallow"???

probably meant swallow

nah, he meant shallow, because she clearly lacks the character to break up with him directly. 

2 hours ago, miguelito said:

I think he's talking to you.

For some reason the occasion to use that line spoken in that voice comes up a lot in my life. I use it frequently. 

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36 minutes ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

 

Thought Gil Bang was older. 

3 minutes ago, Underdog said:

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