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Well, if you drove a car made in the 1950s or 60s, you’d need a sense of humor.

8 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

some of you have old people sense of humor.

stickin' in your craw?

2 minutes ago, AM Wood said:

stickin' in your craw?

I was in 4 major car wrecks befor C_D was born.

1 minute ago, Armybrat said:

I was in 4 major car wrecks befor C_D was born.

So would you say you were crashing before Crash Davis was cool?

17 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:

So would you say you were crashing before Crash Davis was cool?

Crash Davis was never cool.  

Wonder if that would work while trying to wade through the crowd on San Jacinto after a home game?

3 hours ago, Parliament said:

 

1 - That's awesome!

2 - If that is not a Christian school, cue the protest/griping/etc.

7 hours ago, maninblack said:

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Image result for lynda carter poster

 

Its hard to focus on anything else.  Lord have mercy.

Linda Carter in her prime was the perfect woman.  Hell, she looks damned good now!

17 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

Image result for lynda carter poster

 

Its hard to focus on anything else.  Lord have mercy.

Had that poster strategically placed on the wall facing my bed, right between Charlene Tilton,

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and the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders...

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21 minutes ago, Felix said:

Linda Carter in her prime was the perfect woman.  Hell, she looks damned good now!

So back in the early 80's, my dad and a group of friends that he owned a ranch with were at some black tie event at the Houston Livestock Show/Rodeo.  My dad's friend, who I've known all my life, after probably ten neat Jamesons, had just bought a breeding bull for the ranch.  Well, given that this was a black tie event, there were a ton of celebrities making the rounds, one of which was Linda Carter.  When she approached their table to congratulate them on their purchase, my father's friend looked at her and said, "Wonder Woman, would you come sit on my lap and tell Santa Claus what you want for Christmas"?

Linda Carter, trying to keep her sense of humor said, "I'm not sure your wife would approve".

Dad's friend said, "Trust me, she's out there on the floor trying to fuck an astronaut, and if I provide her with a picture of your tits in my face, it'll hopefully lessen the blow of when I tell her that I just spent a shitload of her inheritance on a bull that's supposed to fuck cows on a ranch I'm not supposed to own".

She said absolutely not, and as she walked away, he yelled, "Where's Marvin fucking Zindler?  I know that sumbitch'll take a picture with me!!!"

My dad initially told me the story, and given the fact that he was sitting right next to his friend at the time, I figured it was gospel.  When I finally convinced his friend to tell it a few years ago, their stories matched up verbatim./csb.

 

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13 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

What do I get if I ride him for 8 seconds?

The Sherriff?  Maybe a sammich . . .

1 hour ago, Felix said:

Linda Carter in her prime was the perfect woman.  Hell, she looks damned good now!

This.  

Somewhere my mom has a photograph my brother took of the TV with her 110 Kodak.  What was on you may ask, that we needed to take a photograph?  

Wonder Woman.

1 hour ago, TrashMaster G said:

What do I get if I ride him for 8 seconds?

A nut?

1 hour ago, TrashMaster G said:

What do I get if I ride him for 8 seconds?

try it.  tim mcgraw only lasted 2.7 seconds.

6 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

1 - That's awesome!

2 - If that is not a Christian school, cue the protest/griping/etc.

That's a very old and unoriginal crowd/student section celebration. This particular variation is actually pretty lame, I've seen way better ones. 

That's a very old and unoriginal crowd/student section celebration. This particular variation is actually pretty lame, I've seen way better ones. 

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On 2/24/2019 at 1:42 PM, BigDHornfan said:

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Brain fart.... Who's the guy at the bottom?

9 hours ago, UTCzech III said:

Had that poster strategically placed on the wall facing my bed, right between Charlene Tilton,

Charlene-Tilton-Poster-Rare-Original-vin

 

and the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders...

Poster.jpg?itok=L0jdIfqP

Two of those things are not like the third. 

Wonder Woman was not my Angel
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My grandfather had this hanging in his garage. It was the aiming point for parking his big ol Coupe De Ville.
8 hours ago, pyrohornIII said:

Wonder Woman was not my Angel

Farrah+Fawcett.jpg

 

 

Jacklyn >>>. Farrah. 

9 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Jacklyn >>>. Farrah. 

Nope.  not in my book.  Actually Kate was more my wheelhouse.  But that poster was on the wall of my Jester dorm room.  And her  being a UT girl and from Corpus, I had my loyalties.  But to each his own.

16 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Jacklyn >>>. Farrah. 

Negative, Ghost Rider.  Farrah had those great pokey nips.

21 minutes ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

Cheryl >>> Jacklyn or Farrah

You're all wrong.

Kate>>>>>>>the others.

12 hours ago, Helobious said:

That's a very old and unoriginal crowd/student section celebration. This particular variation is actually pretty lame, I've seen way better ones. 

You seem super fun.

 

 

 

1 hour ago, Underdog said:

Jacklyn >>>. Farrah. 

 

47 minutes ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

Cheryl >>> Jacklyn or Farrah

 

25 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:

You're all wrong.

Kate>>>>>>>the others.

You guys are all bringing shame to The University.

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