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Clicked that yesterday while doing something else (not watching) and thought my audio was messed up.

3 hours ago, nnm said:

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Worth the click.  Appears to be a glitch in the matrix.  I don't think it's staged.

https://x.com/malonebarry/status/1914426038504886428


Holy shit. No, no I don't think that's staged. Gives a lot of credence to collective consciousness, quantum entanglement (probably a big 'for sure') but these thing are above my pay grade.

At my pay grade? 

It would be a dick move to show  this to most people on psychedelics.  🤔

51 minutes ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

personally having a hard time believing this is a sin...

 

Jesus watching her fart out my load into a measuring cup so I can mix it into our pancakes Oh hell yeah these are the sins I died for

Don't mean to kink shame butimage.jpeg.163ff938b82a99954560e2b97b1f85ad.jpeg

1 hour ago, futureman said:

Lol but also pretty impressive 

Chingos de empowerment.

Seems like a good band name.

1 hour ago, jetsfan76 said:

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Wish I had seen this in college.  I knew a couple folks in Jester who deserved this treatment.

4 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:

Wish I had seen this in college.  I knew a couple folks in Jester who deserved this treatment.

I had a friend in college who took a shit on someone’s doormat at the apartments next door to towers.  it was actually kinda sad watching him do it.  he was a mess. 

8 minutes ago, futureman said:

I had a friend in college who took a shit on someone’s doormat at the apartments next door to towers.  it was actually kinda sad watching him do it.  he was a mess. 

Not sure which of you is the bigger mess in this scenario - the guy shitting or the guy watching. 

 

Oh wait, no.  It's the guy shitting.

35 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:

Not sure which of you is the bigger mess in this scenario - the guy shitting or the guy watching. 

 

Oh wait, no.  It's the guy shitting.

child's play...we would deuce on a paper plate, unscrew the a/c vent cover in the victim's dorm room, insert said plate of shit into the duct, and screw the vent cover back on.  the howls and resulting chaos after the vic spent a full hour plus trying to locate the offending turd was somewhat comical.

this method also works well in duck camps...

Just now, Kyrie Eleison said:

child's play...we would deuce on a paper plate, unscrew the a/c vent cover in the victim's dorm room, insert said plate of shit into the duct, and screw the vent cover back on.  the howls and resulting chaos after the vic spent a full hour plus trying to locate the offending turd was somewhat comical.

this method also works well in duck camps...

I had mentioned this a few months ago but I knew a guy in college that would shit in the holding tank in toilets at house parties. 

3 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said:

I had mentioned this a few months ago but I knew a guy in college that would shit in the holding tank in toilets at house parties. 

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What is "The Upperdecker"?

3 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said:

I knew a guy in college that would shit in the holding tank in toilets at house parties. 

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pfft...64 hours is a good warm up at my age. 

nowadays it takes me all night to do what i used to do all night.

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How you think Jason “White Chocolate” Williams got started? 

3 hours ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

child's play...we would deuce on a paper plate, unscrew the a/c vent cover in the victim's dorm room, insert said plate of shit into the duct, and screw the vent cover back on.  the howls and resulting chaos after the vic spent a full hour plus trying to locate the offending turd was somewhat comical.

this method also works well in duck camps...

That method wouldn’t work in College Station. 
It would go unnoticed.

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19 hours ago, jetsfan76 said:

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Maybe I am overthinking this, but shouldn't this be refined to say put the piss plate in the freezer?  

10 hours ago, thunderlounge said:

But the rug carpet really ties the room together. 

But does it match the drapes?

52 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

 

I'll take "Weak People with Shitty Contractors" for $1000, Alex.

11 hours ago, brakeman said:

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Perfectly encapsulates why I take the stairs in airports.

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