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8 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

What were his parents thinking?

 

 

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Condolences to his widow Anita.

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That's a 1:36 I'll never get back.

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These minor league teams are out of control. The pirate guy spreading the cheeks is too much, lol!😂 

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I really, really, REALLY wish I didn't get this joke.

Spoiler

 

 

 

On 5/1/2025 at 10:31 AM, Dennis Taylor said:

 

 

 

On 5/1/2025 at 11:27 AM, Underdog said:

Bet he got that reporter's number. 

Then gave her a 7 out of 10.

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9 hours ago, speed817 said:

The coffee must be cold 

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It was a white book

Damn right.

In Rusk County, you got everyone’s number and address and the book wasn’t even that thick.
5 hours ago, Parliament said:

I mean, he's not wrong.  It's an underrated hydration drink.

Ehhhhhhh not really. Only if you're drinking well below 5% ABV. At that level or higher, you're losing more hydration to the alcohol than you're gaining from the water.

On 5/2/2025 at 7:06 AM, RPM said:

That's a 1:36 I'll never get back.

Written like someone who has never attended a beginning strings end of year concert for someone else's kids before

49 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

Written like someone who has never attended a beginning strings end of year concert for someone else's kids before

Or a middle school girls’ B team basketball game. 

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You know in Italy a knife block in commercial kitchens is actually called a Caesar.

No it’s not, I just made that up. Or maybe it is, WTF do I know?
29 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

Final score 6 to 3. 

The losing team hit a 3-pointer or made a free throw?  Bullshit.  

Lazy scams crack me up.  Just got another (like, my 984th) different text of "TOLL VIOLATION NOTICE!  PAY NOW OR DIE!"
The scammers are really mailing it in - zero effort to even try to come up with an official-sounding email. Check out this one from "fubin352" at...well, a real-deal official domain:
 
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don't care if it's been posted before

don't even care if I was the one to do it

1 hour ago, Rimbo said:

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don't care if it's been posted before

don't even care if I was the one to do it

Little help please. 

15 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said:

Little help please. 

top = the person who penetrates the other person

sub = a submissive person

30 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

top = the person who penetrates the other person

sub = a submissive person

...so you've been told...

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