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5 minutes ago, Parliament said:

...so you've been told...

As if I wouldn't know.

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Fuck all of that shit but when I get a cold sub from Jersey Mike’s I get everything they have on it and it is glorious.

1 hour ago, Underdog said:

Thigh.

and you know she puts out

3 hours ago, futureman said:

 

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3 hours ago, Rimbo said:

and you know she puts out

At the very minimum we know he had a good time.

3 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

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If that's his mom in the back, he's at least 2 cup sizes larger than her.

On 5/3/2025 at 7:37 PM, High Plains Drifter said:

 

 

 

Navin Johnson, typical random bastard.

On 4/23/2025 at 3:18 PM, Chad Fuck said:

Not sure which of you is the bigger mess in this scenario - the guy shitting or the guy watching. 

 

Oh wait, no.  It's the guy shitting.

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15 hours ago, Chad Fuck said:

At the very minimum we know he had a good time.

Best two minutes of her life.

On 5/7/2025 at 7:31 AM, Kennythetiger said:

Probably safer than that woman. 

But the raccoon still has its teeth.

22 hours ago, bmbmd said:

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Yes!  Max Velocity!  IYKYK.  If you don't, he's great to watch during tornado weather.

32 minutes ago, luke duke said:

Anyone looking for a Mother’s Day gift for South Austin’s mom?

 

Why would anyone want a wall of absolute bullshit text?

1 hour ago, thunderlounge said:

 

Why would anyone want a wall of absolute bullshit text?

Ask your mom. 

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38 minutes ago, RPM said:

Should be a Sub.

 

you gonna launch a torpedo in there?

On 5/5/2025 at 9:20 PM, Rimbo said:

top = the person who penetrates the other person

sub = a submissive person

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5 hours ago, Armybrat said:

For the Navy guys….

 

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Must not be one of ours. None of those jets are on the floor. 

2 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said:

Must not be one of ours. None of those jets are on the floor. 

 

There ain’t no 75 on the superstructure. We good. 

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