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#41758
On 5/10/2025 at 9:35 AM, Armybrat said:

For the Navy guys….

 

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"I like to fill the bathtub with water, then turn the shower on and pretend I'm in a submarine that's been hit."

-Steven Wright

#41759
2 hours ago, miguelito said:

 

"I like to fill the bathtub with water, then turn the shower on and pretend I'm in a submarine that's been hit."

-Steven Wright

Ha.

That guy is funny.

#41770
On 5/10/2025 at 3:12 PM, Kennythetiger said:

Must not be one of ours. None of those jets are on the floor. 

You wouldn’t want to be in the Red Sea on the USS Truman right now.  Two jets lost in the drink during the last two weeks alone.  Totally different accidents, but none the less millions went under water, with no lives lost.

Hook’em!!!

#41778
11 minutes ago, Jerry Callo said:

Blunt force trauma to the head followed by drowning is likely on the death certificate. 

Death by misadventure.  

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#41780

 

Hopefully pool guy has never reproduced so that he can at least get a Darwin Award. 

 

Somewhere in there is a joke about him being removed from the gene pool, but I'm not enough of wit to come up with it. 

 

 

#41781
8 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

Hopefully pool guy has never reproduced so that he can at least get a Darwin Award. 

 

Somewhere in there is a joke about him being removed from the gene pool, but I'm not enough of wit to come up with it. 

 

 

He was entered into the death pool.

I'll show myself out.

#41783
1 hour ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

Hopefully pool guy has never reproduced so that he can at least get a Darwin Award. 

 

Somewhere in there is a joke about him being removed from the gene pool, but I'm not enough of wit to come up with it. 

 

 

Well he was clearly starting out from the shallow end. 

#41785
14 hours ago, futureman said:

we need a FAFO threas 

 

I was sure he was going to land right in the middle of the cover, and then we were going to watch for 5 minutes while he drowned

#41786

I thought he was going to tilt the ladder over and ride it down, hitting on the far side of the pool because he was up too high.  This was more entertaining.

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