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31 minutes ago, speed817 said:

 

 



I mean, being able to stand completely up during doggy sounds pretty rad…..

But if you thought it was soul crushing when she bent over to get eye level, idk how you handle her Wreck it Ralph grip that completely envelops your piece. 

I dont know about you... but I always open my door to a possible Tinder date in my wife beater shirt and sweatpants. 

1 hour ago, AUS-97HORN said:

I dont know about you... but I always open my door to a possible Tinder date in my wife beater shirt and sweatpants. 

It's fake.

On 5/17/2025 at 12:57 PM, tfoolry said:


 

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On 5/17/2025 at 5:03 PM, msucolt45 said:

Late 60-mid 70s TV was full of that shit.  With only 3-4 channel options, one couldn’t avoid it!  I remember as a child watching MofOhmaha Wild Kingdom and Tarzan, prior to the evening line up on Sunday.  60 minutes sprinkled in too,  as it was at least “news” to the parents.

Hook’em!!!


I remember watching Lance Link and Mr. Ed. And people ask me why I am the way I am.

3 minutes ago, Hornius Emeritus said:


I remember watching Lance Link and Mr. Ed. And people ask me why I am the way I am.

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1 hour ago, Marfa Low Crown said:

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That’s great until it goes under the sofa. Maybe that’s what happens in Columbus, OH after football games. 

9 hours ago, Hornius Emeritus said:


I remember watching Lance Link and Mr. Ed. And people ask me why I am the way I am.

Lance Link was classic.

1 hour ago, Steamboat1874 said:

Lance Link was classic.

Gotta love a talking secret chimp.  Mata Hairi was a boss, too.

13 hours ago, Hornius Emeritus said:


I remember watching Lance Link and Mr. Ed. And people ask me why I am the way I am.

Caught a lot of Lancelot Link Secret Chimp on nickelodeon between 10-12. I used to love it.

3 hours ago, Cousin Strawberry said:

Caught a lot of Lancelot Link Secret Chimp on nickelodeon between 10-12. I used to love it.

I watched the OG on ABC. It was during the Schoolhouse Rock era.

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Freaking Ram drivers. 

That chart has to be from the 90s with some of those vehicles 

3 hours ago, Hawndoh said:

That chart has to be from the 90s with some of those vehicles 

Or not real

5 hours ago, Hawndoh said:

That chart has to be from the 90s with some of those vehicles 

yeah, Tundra isn't on there.  Or Teslas.

7 hours ago, LebongJames said:

Or not real

yeah ,, would be an inordinate number of lesbians driving drunk 

3 hours ago, nnm said:

 

13, 12, 11, 8, 10, 7, 9, 5, 6, 1, 2, 4, 3

You know who your number 1 looks like? 

 

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2 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

Was that not obvious?

 

Have you seen half the idiots around this joint?

2 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

Was that not obvious?

depends on how drunk you are, really

1 hour ago, OWLVIS said:

yeah ,, would be an inordinate number of lesbians driving drunk 

Lesbians don't drive WRXs. As much.

It's mostly, well... nerds and chavs

5 hours ago, nnm said:

 

Or a smart chick who knew how to get what she wants.

2 hours ago, Rimbo said:

Lesbians don't drive WRXs. As much.

It's mostly, well... nerds and chavs

Lesbians drive Foresters.  Possibly Outbacks.

22 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Outstanding post. Would read again.

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4 hours ago, Superhero said:

You know who your number 1 looks like? 

 

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she’s hot now.  

5 hours ago, Superhero said:

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I stand by my choices 

8 hours ago, futureman said:

she’s hot now.  

Yes she is. 

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It's funny because soccer is gay.

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