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30 minutes ago, nnm said:

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Did not laugh. Hits waaaayyyyy too close.

On 5/24/2025 at 11:11 AM, Knoxtnhorn said:

Yes!  I finally have something to add to this thread.

Son's high school graduation (Garland High).  Superintendent is giving his speech.  Just press play.

 

Stand up Chuck let them see ya! 

On 5/24/2025 at 11:11 AM, Knoxtnhorn said:

Yes!  I finally have something to add to this thread.

Son's high school graduation (Garland High).  Superintendent is giving his speech.  Just press play.

 

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Friends in LA have a similar setup. It's a great idea -- the water used from washing your hands goes into the toilet tank. Pretty cool way to reduce water usage.

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That’s a little nicer than the ones in Go Cong Vietnam.
On 5/24/2025 at 11:08 AM, Scheiss Meister said:

That kid is going to have nightmares about that.

Or spend the rest of his life chasing that adrenaline high.

4 hours ago, Armybrat said:

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I don't get it. For one thing, those aren't the worst superhero movies. They're not even in the bottom 25.

(OK, Madame Web is the tenth-worst. But the rest aren't even close.)

Secondly, even if you're going to make that "joke," you're missing some absolutely colossal stinkers, like...

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But if you really want the worst? In addition to the above two and Madame Web, rounding out the top 10 are:

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Anyway. Hold your nose and click on the link for more stinkers: https://editorial.rottentomatoes.com/guide/worst-superhero-movies/

 

Brat, I like you, but this is twice where you've shared an image where the joke depends on the viewer being an ignorant dumbfuck to find it funny.

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On 5/24/2025 at 11:11 AM, Knoxtnhorn said:

Yes!  I finally have something to add to this thread.

Son's high school graduation (Garland High).  Superintendent is giving his speech.  Just press play.

 

Spinal (scene from The Big Lebowski) on Make a GIF

On 5/15/2025 at 7:02 PM, Armybrat said:

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Needs "Staying Alive" by the Bee Gees playing for that walk.

16 hours ago, Superhero said:

 

That boy is going to have flashbacks in 30 years when he comes home from work when his wife has been drinking wine all day.

11 hours ago, Superhero said:

 

Never understood why golfers don’t wear sunscreen on their faces or get out in the sun without hats to kind of even that out.

 

15 hours ago, Rimbo said:

 

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Fuck you. Steel is the shit.

 

On 5/26/2025 at 12:50 PM, nnm said:

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I think my wife has a clause in her will giving her electronic and computer wire box - which is mostly AC adapters - to my sons.

18 minutes ago, troph said:

 

I think my wife has a clause in her will giving her electronic and computer wire box - which is mostly AC adapters - to my sons.

Just when I thought I couldn’t like her any more. 

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8 hours ago, nnm said:

 


How about ole girl there offering no help to the child and just shuffling the dead rodent away with her foot while on her phone?!

A total ‘they don’t pay me enough at this job to give a shit’ move.

And they say that America is losing its influence on the world…..

Circa '84 the main gorilla at the San Antonio Zoo threw a Brady-esque handful of shit at some zoo staff passing by my grandad and I on a golf cart. He damn near hit a moving target from 15ish yards... landed right in front of us.  /CSB

9 minutes ago, Mittens said:

Xiaoma is a youtuber, not a professor.

No, he's a professor, just apparently not a Professor.

4 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

I think I'm going to puke.

Need to go read some Shakespeare for a palate cleanser.

11 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

I think I'm going to puke.

Need to go read some Shakespeare for a palate cleanser.

Don't have a cow, Man.

2 hours ago, Chooky said:

Also not really a professor:

But will take you to school.

On 5/26/2025 at 8:00 AM, HiggyBaby said:


how not to feed the tarpon

 

 

"oh, that's your arm"

I think he knows that.

 

3 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

I think I'm going to puke.

Need to go read some Shakespeare for a palate cleanser.

I knew who said this before I looked at the avatar. 🤣

5 hours ago, Chooky said:

Also not really a professor:

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Also not really a professor:

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23 hours ago, Parliament said:

Don't have a cow, Man.

Eat my shorts

On 5/27/2025 at 9:22 PM, McFly said:

Fuck you. Steel is the shit.

On mobile it looks like George Floyd

On 5/27/2025 at 8:59 AM, gernblansten said:

 

That boy is going to have flashbacks in 30 years when he comes home from work when his wife has been drinking wine all day

 

for those of you that can relate...

 

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