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48 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

And be sure to unmute it.

 

 

 

Reminds me of an aggy football hype video.

12 hours ago, markstanco said:


No Whites Allowed

Reminds me of Dennis Rodman’s boat he used on Lake Austin when he was with the Spurs.

W.W.O. Was the boat’s name.

2 hours ago, honolulu horn said:

what does 15 say? 

Not tonight, dad. 

9 minutes ago, troph said:

I scored 11 outta 17 do I win?

Your car three and a half times doesn’t count. 

15 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said:

Your car three and a half times doesn’t count. 

Nah legit 11 and I got one not on there that is better than all of them. Wait another one too… 

1 minute ago, troph said:

Nah legit 11 and I got one not on there that is better than all of them. Wait another one too… 

11 here as well, sadly no treehouses in the neighborhood...

20 minutes ago, troph said:

Nah legit 11 and I got one not on there that is better than all of them. Wait another one too… 

I got time….  

4 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said:

I got time….  

Doctor’s office late at night (without permission) and at least some sexy time (didn’t go all the way) in a house for sale. I win.

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4 hours ago, troph said:

I scored 11 outta 17 do I win?

9

3 hours ago, troph said:

Doctor’s office late at night (without permission)

Did you just admit to rape?

2 minutes ago, nnm said:

9

Did you just admit to rape?

Haha, no. trespassing 

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That list is missing on a beach no thanks and under a tree. Plane sex is stupid, on an over night train tho. In a high rise, hmmm plenty more I’m sure.

18 hours ago, Chopper said:

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I think she was getting nailed when trying to write  #15

Add RV, cabin in the woods, bohemian beach side casita in Mexico with tequila poured all over you, on a cruise (one of those small ship bougie cruises), on the deck of said cruise in the middle of the night, in a South Pacific private villa beach side pool, hot tub, damn girl your imagination was shit… on a washer and dryer? You can do better…

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12 minutes ago, troph said:

 on a washer and dryer? You can do better…

 

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16 hours ago, Ghost of NMAS said:

That’s really sort of a bland sex bucket list

Fucking  a bed or a boat or a treehouse seems difficult and far from the ordinary. 

1 hour ago, Wiler77 said:

 

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This is how I imagine Holly Rowe, back in the day.

Someone denigrated "plane sex", but I'ma throw in 747 Upper Deck Lounge at 38,000 feet over Atlantic Ocean.

Still gotta think it's true that Doggy and Reverse Cowgirl are the same thing on ISS.

1 hour ago, Tex Long said:

This is how I imagine Holly Rowe, back in the day.

Someone denigrated "plane sex", but I'ma throw in 747 Upper Deck Lounge at 38,000 feet over Atlantic Ocean.

Still gotta think it's true that Doggy and Reverse Cowgirl are the same thing on ISS.

we start talking first class then I'm gonna say ok. but this girl ain't graduated above business class yet, and economy, premium economy and business class are meh for any sexy times.

34 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

International Space Station?

Zero-G probably removes a whole lot of needful athleticism. That, and you likely don't need or can't use Armybrat's sex swing.

15 of 17. Plus On a train, head on a plane, on a jet ski, rooftop during fourth of July fireworks in West Campus, my balcony on the fourth with different chick, the ski patrol warming cabin in Santa Fe, parking garage after a stros game, and multiple high rise hotel windows- personal favorite.

44 minutes ago, troph said:

we start talking first class then I'm gonna say ok. but this girl ain't graduated above business class yet, and economy, premium economy and business class are meh for any sexy times.

Hahaha - it coulda been better, but the stew just watched. I don't think we woulda said no if she'd wanted to join in.

30 minutes ago, Born to Run said:

... high rise hotel windows- personal favorite.

South Padre - don't recall hotel name. Fuck high rise, had the second floor Honeymoon Suite, overlooking the pool. Full width floor-to-ceilling sliding glass doors, wide open. Fabulous breeze blowing the see-through drapes. Told her the crowd couldn't see in, but I lied. Quite noisy, both of us. We built up to the great climax and got thunderous applause, cheers and whistles. Had to have supper sent up, couldn't walk, wouldn't walk.

 

 

 

 

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Edited for fat cock - I mean uhhhh fingers. Bad for typing.

One of our good friends lives on one of the top floors down town and you can see others across the street they can see you etc. first the penthouse is ridiculous but sex in front of one of those windows uh, yeah! 

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