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2 minutes ago, troph said:

One of our good friends lives on one of the top floors down town and you can see others across the street they can see you etc. first the penthouse is ridiculous but sex in front of one of those windows uh, yeah! 

You're quite the little voyeuse.

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This has turned into a high school PE locker room.  I don't believe any of you.

Back to funny pictures.

13 minutes ago, Jerry Callo said:

This has turned into a high school PE locker room.  I don't believe any of you.

Back to funny pictures.

Low standards equals lots of opportunities for sexy time.  Plus I tend to gravitate towards crazy which really only has one benefit- crazy sex.

18 minutes ago, Jerry Callo said:

This has turned into a high school PE locker room.  I don't believe any of you.

Back to funny pictures.

... he said, not posting a funny picture...

31 minutes ago, Jerry Callo said:

This has turned into a high school PE locker room.  I don't believe any of you.

Back to funny pictures.

the-bus-driver-talking-to-billy-madison.

1 hour ago, Tex Long said:

Zero-G probably removes a whole lot of needful athleticism. That, and you likely don't need or can't use Armybrat's sex swing.

Potential problem with doing it in space is ending up in the middle of the capsule with nothing to grab within reach. You will be in that position until the fellow astronauts come rescue you. 

1 hour ago, Kennythetiger said:

The pictures weren’t that funny. Would rather hear Troph’s stories. 

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7 hours ago, troph said:

Add RV, cabin in the woods, bohemian beach side casita in Mexico with tequila poured all over you, on a cruise (one of those small ship bougie cruises), on the deck of said cruise in the middle of the night, in a South Pacific private villa beach side pool, hot tub, damn girl your imagination was shit… on a washer and dryer? You can do better…

Too soon - Knoxhorn/Jameslaw

2 hours ago, Tex Long said:

You're quite the little voyeuse.

Women like me either shrivel and die or we are the most body positive sex positive ones out there. I’ll let you ponder which type I am. 

5 minutes ago, troph said:

Women like me either shrivel and die or we are the most body positive sex positive ones out there. I’ll let you ponder which type I am. 

Aw hell, darlin', I ain't gotta ponder a bunch on that one. But I appreciate the invitation.

4 hours ago, Tex Long said:

Zero-G probably removes a whole lot of needful athleticism. That, and you likely don't need or can't use Armybrat's sex swing.

Try the trunk deck on a 1960 MGA roadster parked on Red Bud Isle.

 

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Just now, Armybrat said:

Try the trunk deck on a 1960 MGA roadster parked on Red Bud Isle.

MGA don't got no "trunk", prolly you're thinking of the boot? First Miz Long drove a white one back in the day. 

My 1960 was red, and I called the trunk the trunk.

The wood floorboard under my driver’s seat caught on fire once.

2 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

My 1960 was red, and I called the trunk the trunk.

The wood floorboard under my driver’s seat caught on fire once.

Yours had a floorboard?

3 minutes ago, Tex Long said:

Yours had a floorboard?

With a burned out hole in the center.

The exhaust pipe had apparently been jammed up against it after I had run over a chunk of retread tire on 290 in northeast Austin.

My MG looked just like this one….

 

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24 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

Try the trunk deck on a 1960 MGA roadster parked on Red Bud Isle.

 

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Damn. That’s top notch old man. 

5 minutes ago, troph said:

Damn. That’s top notch old man. 

Not really….we were interrupted by a carload of Westlake kids.

Zero-G probably removes a whole lot of needful athleticism. That, and you likely don't need or can't use Armybrat's sex swing.

True, but the rest of those astronauts will probably have mixed emotions watching you.

17 of 17 … if not being exact. Like, not Walmart, but a retail store. And surprisingly, not a boat, but many times on a jet ski. Lot of overlap too. Like, closet, bathroom, washer/dryer, friends bed … could all double up with being at a party. 

6 hours ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

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He's right behind me, isn't he? 

On 6/6/2025 at 1:29 PM, troph said:

One of our good friends lives on one of the top floors down town and you can see others across the street they can see you etc. first the penthouse is ridiculous but sex in front of one of those windows uh, yeah! 

Having sex with a few different people (yeah, all at the same time) in front of a downtown full length high rise window is pretty fantastic, sounds like Troph knows what's up too

22 minutes ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

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How much they payin' South Austin's mom for that brand?

This was a part of an image of phone text. The rest wasn't all that funny, so I just typed it. 

 

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I'm eskimo brothers with my sister. We just apparently have the same taste in women.

 

17 hours ago, Steamboat1874 said:

French Market with chicory for the win.

not even close. 

1 hour ago, futureman said:

not even close. 

At least it's still a 16 ounce pound...

1 hour ago, TrashMaster G said:

Pretty sure all pounds are 16 ounces 

I take it you're not familiar with the Boerne "Jew Pound".

That coffee can in the photo had for many years had 16 oz of coffee in it. Errybody - Folger's, Maxwell House, French Market... errybody - had 16 oz of coffee in that size can. Somewhere in the 70's (I think) most of them started puffing up their grounds with air, and selling 12 oz of coffee in that same size can. French Market didn't do that, and one of their advertising points was "still a Full 16 Ounces".

I was having breakfast one morning, that little cafe near the courthouse in Boerne, early enough that there were a couple of tables full of old farmers, and the one nearer me had as a topic of conversation the sad fact that their coffee now came in a can that looked full, but was only a "Jew Pound".

The antisemitic bastards probably all had German names.

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