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I think when people ask me my weight, I am going to answer them with the "Jew Pound" calculation.

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27 minutes ago, CHIEF said:

I think when people ask me my weight, I am going to answer them with the "Jew Pound" calculation.

CHIEF

You use "Dog Years" too, right?

1 hour ago, troph said:

I feel bad about this but what the hell its funny

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* I don’t mean it for real. 

Yeah, sure. Which one is she? Asking for a fiend friend.

5 hours ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

This might be fun.

Red Bull Soapbox Race, Utah 2025: Official Event Page

We watched a couple of the previous races.  Goofy themed teams, poor engineering and crashes make for some good laughs.

Find the Lithuania race for some laughs.

Soapbox race is always good. So is Flugtag.

I'm still partial to the running down a steep ass hill & wrecking my shit for a cheese wheel.

Verified as I post this. They should do a second promotion later as a final push asking people to bend over backwards to help them if they can 

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9 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

 

that's nothing, look what they erected in Beijing 

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there's also this in Shanghai

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(has balls from the correct angle... not this angle tho)

All right y'all... if you haven't heard of Josh Johnson yet, it's time.

 

23 hours ago, futureman said:

no CR, it’s just a funny interaction 

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4 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

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We had an Australian exchange student a few years back.  She was told before she came (1) don't talk to the Texans about guns and (2) you can't say cunt like you do in Australia.  

3 hours ago, Jerry Callo said:

We had an Australian exchange student a few years back.  She was told before she came (1) don't talk to the Texans about guns and (2) you can't say cunt like you do in Australia.  

Our dog is a retired racing greyhound from Australia. 

When we first got her, Mrs. Doom was not amused when I pondered out loud how many times our dog had probably been called a cunt. 

On 10/27/2024 at 3:18 PM, Mittens said:

 

Same kid - Jack Doherty

 

 

40 minutes ago, Mittens said:

 

I would really not cry if that  Doherty fucker was shown a physical way of attitude adjustment. 

ive only seen like 3 or 4 vids about him and all I can imagine is how good it might feel to punch his face. 

 

 

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Just now, AUS-97HORN said:

ive only seen like 3 or 4 vids about him and all I can imagine is how good it might feel to punch his face. 

 

 

With a torpedo-style louisville slugger. 

2 hours ago, Parliament said:

Who is this dipshit and why do I hate him already?

he’s found a way to make ridiculous amounts of money by having people hate him.  gotta tip your cap. 

 

Her dad stayed under appreciated at a job he loathed, where he worked with complete assholes forever just so he could afford to send her to college for a good education. Collective sigh from all the dads out here, we feel your pain amigo.
Yeah, sure. Which one is she? Asking for a fiend friend.

Pulling the wagon
8 hours ago, futureman said:

he’s found a way to make ridiculous amounts of rep by having people hate him.  gotta tip your cap. 

FIFY

Reminds me of the Peloton names. Probably already posted. There are plenty of these compilations if you go looking.

 

 

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Not a damn thing, House of Pies, not a damn thing.

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