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11 minutes ago, PvilleStang said:

And now you know why the ocean is so salty.

What makes the ocean salty? Whale sperm?

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4 hours ago, PvilleStang said:

Classic whale cum joke

 

So not from personal experience tasting whale cum?

 

/nojudgement

15 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

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Does it bother anyone else that the cartoonist had to put the other eye on the whale hanging in midair/midwater like we wouldn't be able to understand that the other eye wouldn't be visible from that angle?  I don't remember, did Larson do that with his animals?

Thank god my kids were before the Peppa generation so I never had to contemplate that one.  My first impression, LAZY.

don't y'all diss on Peppa; that shit is legendary

5 hours ago, Zwylde said:

Does it bother anyone else that the cartoonist had to put the other eye on the whale hanging in midair/midwater like we wouldn't be able to understand that the other eye wouldn't be visible from that angle?  I don't remember, did Larson do that with his animals?

Your moms left eye looks exactly like that when shes giving me a water blowee.

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I was scrolling through my news feed and when this was at the bottom I thought it was an article about chicken nuggets 

55 minutes ago, MirrOlure said:

 

I thought it was an article about chicken nuggets 

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To be completely fair, that Laki-Laki sauce sounds badass.

When I was 16, my Fuck Bucket List was a little less complicated.

1. Vagina

2. Repeat

Fin

19 hours ago, Elvis said:

I don’t get it peppa 

 

19 hours ago, Rimbo said:

don't y'all diss on Peppa; that shit is legendary

Y'all back off Peppa. real ones know Peppa is INFINITELY better than Bluey and that the new Bluey dad's are nerds who were bullied until their 30's.

LOL because F these people who do this.  Also, how can you have such little situational awareness to where you are looking away when a car engine is screaming?  Dude is not even looking. 

 

seems like we get one of those bystander wipeout videos of the street racers doing donuts every 5 or 6 months or so. 

 

Darwin would be proud

34 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

seems like we get one of those bystander wipeout videos of the street racers doing donuts every 5 or 6 months or so. 

 

Darwin would be proud

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35 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

seems like we get one of those bystander wipeout videos of the street racers doing donuts every 5 or 6 months or so. 

 

Darwin would be proud

More like days, if not hours.

Good way to be represented for eternity.

 

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1 hour ago, nnm said:

Good way to be represented for eternity.

 

 

Your edit tripped me up for a split second. I was like wait, I just saw this.

Then saw my reply and it kicked in. 

1 hour ago, nnm said:

Good way to be represented for eternity.

I'd much rather be represented for eternity by my 13 inch dong.

This is Rasputin's member preserved in a museum : r/ShuumatsuNoValkyrie

Well, the right mortician can definitely cut it off, stretching it out might be out of their grasp. 

10 hours ago, speed817 said:

Well well, how the tables have turned 🤣🤣🤣

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That’s a nice micro center. The one in Tustin is dark and over-stocked. Boxes and people with greasy hair everywhere. 

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10 minutes ago, Superhero said:

That’s a nice mirror center. The one in Tustin is dark and over-stocked. Boxes and people with greasy hair everywhere. 

 

I didn't notice the "post" was from Microcenter. Glazed right over that. I saw the pic and thought it was a Best Buy.

 

While we're on the topic of said pic, why do people feel the need to take their dog (or try to) into every freakin store? I love the hell out of my pup, but she doesn't belong in a store or anywhere else like that. PetSmart excluded, but that's a different deal. They encourage it. (Maybe that's the problem.) Even then, I still don't take her in there, either.

On 6/19/2025 at 5:30 AM, South Austin said:

Man, the reboot of Christine looks awesome.

This is director’s cut.  

12 hours ago, thunderlounge said:

why do people feel the need to take their dog (or try to) into every freakin store? I love the hell out of my pup, but she doesn't belong in a store or anywhere else like that. PetSmart excluded, but that's a different deal. 

Home Depot has signage about that on every door yet almost every Store Associate has dog biscuits in their apron.

 

One of these days a dog bite will get vHD in trouble via lawsuit, especially when a 4 year old kid gets their face botten.

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