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On 6/11/2025 at 5:44 PM, futureman said:

that’s a crocodile not an alligator.  stupid meme.  do better. 

Saurian dental talk not going away

4 hours ago, Dutchrudder said:

Really taking "Get Off My Lawn" to a new level...

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4 hours ago, Mileslong said:

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may God strike me down with lightning if I’ve been unfaithful to you! 
 

I feel like adding the victims picture with the welt from the Mandarin just encourages the old man to keep doing it. It's like having a high score board on an arcade game.

21 hours ago, Hook1997 said:

 

I don’t think I could eat his pizza after I’ve known the crust has hit the grass, but I’d give it a bite, because he’s awesome!

Hook’em!!!

14 hours ago, Chooky said:

"... wants to be male doctor."

Male doctor pays more than female doctor. Wise to be specific.

21 hours ago, Dutchrudder said:

Really taking "Get Off My Lawn" to a new level...

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Where can I get one of those launchers?

Yeah… that’s gonna be a no bueno for you, poppi. 
 

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me too, Bruce. me too

24 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

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it does if youre this guy

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On 6/21/2025 at 1:01 PM, Dutchrudder said:

Really taking "Get Off My Lawn" to a new level...

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The fine print at the bottom is worth a quick read. 😆

14 hours ago, DoobieWah said:

The fine print at the bottom is worth a quick read. 😆

Creepy.   Funny, but creepy.

23 hours ago, Rimbo said:

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Mostly because I thought Jesus drove a Honda, even though he didn't talk about it. 

"For I did not speak of my own Accord"

I don't know what he drives, but he built my hotrod. 

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56 minutes ago, squib said:

I don't know what he drives, but he built my hotrod. 

Ding a ding dang my dang a long ling long.

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16 hours ago, futureman said:

 

That’s from a few years ago in The Woodlands.

11 hours ago, Hate said:

That’s from a few years ago in The Woodlands.

much older.  i remember went that video first went viral.  the c6 corvette was new then.  also, registration sticker on the video car says 15

14 hours ago, Hate said:

That’s from a few years ago in The Woodlands.

 

2 hours ago, 52-80 said:

much older.  i remember went that video first went viral.  the c6 corvette was new then.  also, registration sticker on the video car says 15

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12 hours ago, honolulu horn said:

Brushwood Country Club Pool, caddies welcome 1:00 - 1:15

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22 minutes ago, markstanco said:

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A good girlfriend putting herself away until she is needed again.

Very nice. 

5 hours ago, 52-80 said:

much older.  i remember went that video first went viral.  the c6 corvette was new then.  also, registration sticker on the video car says 15

2015 ain't old.  Shut your whore mouth!  Those cars are only like 3 years old.  Don't check my math.

9 hours ago, markstanco said:

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Fucking autocorrect. 

I'm very sorry. I'll pay for your lunch and, uh, I'll pay for the umbrella. 

2 hours ago, futureman said:

was he making it rain on the bull?

Someone already made it rein…. But it didn’t t look to make a difference.

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I’m sure this has been posted before (maybe by me), but I love it. 
 

 

scroll through... each one is worse than the one before

 

37 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

What are these tots buying at Whole Foods?

 

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Hand picked, organic, locally sourced, GMO free, loose black current tea leaves. Duh.

17 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

May go to hell for laughing, but I keep picturing Baxter getting booted.

 

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2 hours ago, futureman said:

dumb motherfucker

"Stop Playin' wit me" is the mantra of poor regards who should be removed from the gene pool. I am so happy this fucker will never again walk without pain.

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