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I changed the oil on the wife's car the other day and for some reason I remembered this one.  

 

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13 hours ago, Cousin Strawberry said:

"Stop Playin' wit me" is the mantra of poor regards who should be removed from the gene pool. I am so happy this fucker will never again walk without pain.

"I ain't the one" also sucks. 

On 6/26/2025 at 8:18 PM, TheStoicPaisano said:

May go to hell for laughing, but I keep picturing Baxter getting booted.

 

 

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Dick Cavett interviews Salvador Dali who brought an anteater on set with him. The other guests are legendary actress Lillian Gish, the first real female movie star, and baseball legend Satchell Paige.  This gathering is almost as surreal as any of Dali's paintings.
 


 

11 hours ago, CustersDoctor said:

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can you imagine what that smelled like after a day? 

just think... someone had clean all that shit up. all the post mortem defecations... the flesh decaying rapidly in the humid tropical sun. The creepy crawlies feasting on carrion.

ew.

Kinda surprised this one hasn't been posted yet.  Hot chick fight at the Star in Frisco.  Rouge titty sighting along the way.

 

 

1 hour ago, Mittens said:

Kinda surprised this one hasn't been posted yet.  Hot chick fight at the Star in Frisco.  Rouge titty sighting along the way.

 

 

In the hood fights thread. But I still clicked. 

5 hours ago, Mittens said:

Kinda surprised this one hasn't been posted yet.  Hot chick fight at the Star in Frisco.  Rouge titty sighting along the way.

 

 

chick in green dress was regulating.  this hits close to home as there was a chick fight at the JW Marriott San Antonio pool this weekend.  2 of them got escorted off by popo (or maybe security).  This was reported on the scene by my son.

3 minutes ago, Longhornstampede said:

I lived in Battle Creek for a few years...this hits close to (my Michigan) home...

Helps ensure all that wholesome cereal doesn't go straight to one's thighs...

So this was an early attempt at a Sybian? I bet more than a few ladies figured that out.  

Something similar appears at the 23-second mark of this 49-second video.

 

10 hours ago, Longhornstampede said:

I lived in Battle Creek for a few years...this hits close to (my Michigan) home...

Mom? 

5 hours ago, tbone_ said:

So this was an early attempt at a Sybian? I bet more than a few ladies figured that out.  

More practical for city girls than riding a horse.

3 hours ago, markstanco said:

Whats worse than Floridaman?  Ohioman in Florida learning new shit:

 

#teamsnek

3 hours ago, Tailgate said:

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if we're gonna poke fun at cowboys fans, I can do this all day

15 hours ago, tfoolry said:

 

 

A perfect representation of life in general.  

10 hours ago, markstanco said:

And he is a CB:

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His parents: “the prince who was promised!”

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