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1 hour ago, South Austin said:

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Fat bottomed girls was huge that day. 

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On 7/13/2025 at 10:24 AM, Prepuce of Doom said:

If hell exists, having to wrangle unmanageable garden hoses is probably one of the work stations. 

Along with mowing a yard with an electric mower on an extension cord.

Just now, TrashMaster G said:

Along with mowing a yard with an electric mower on an extension cord.

And when you're finished with that, you get to move next door and mow that yard with a rusty and unlubricated manually-driven rotary spinning blade mower, complete with hardened plastic tires that get no grip. 

2 minutes ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

And when you're finished with that, you get to move next door and mow that yard with a rusty and unlubricated manually-driven rotary spinning blade mower, complete with hardened plastic tires that get no grip. 

 

And then you get to trim those yards with a trimmer that eats a spool of line in 2 minutes and struggles to get the most basic of cuts.

5 minutes ago, thunderlounge said:

 

And then you get to trim those yards with a trimmer that eats a spool of line in 2 minutes and struggles to get the most basic of cuts.

ooooohhhhhh, that's bad.

I had a shitty old weed eater that really only ate line.  Had to re-thread and all that every 30 seconds.

On 7/13/2025 at 10:24 AM, Prepuce of Doom said:

If hell exists, having to wrangle unmanageable garden hoses is probably one of the work stations. 

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9 minutes ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

I see you and raise you. 

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This. I hate coat hangers with a passion. 

10 hours ago, South Austin said:

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Fake……that ain’t Roger Taylor on the drums.

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2 hours ago, markstanco said:

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Improvise.  Adapt.  Overcum. 

22 hours ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

I see you and raise you. 

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Wife's necklaces and bracelets get tangled up on occasion.  Talking about 10-12 items at least.  I will happily spend hours untangling that ball of mess.

1 hour ago, BonzoMontreaux said:

Wife's necklaces and bracelets get tangled up on occasion.  Talking about 10-12 items at least.  I will happily spend hours untangling that ball of mess.


I'm convinced that if you want to make a knot that nobody can untangle just get about two 30 foot sections of rope and leave them on your patio for about six months. 

45 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:


I'm convinced that if you want to make a knot that nobody can untangle just get about two 30 foot sections of rope and leave them on your patio for about six months. 

Or 40-foot extension cords. 

Methlahoma, my dude. 
 

 

41 minutes ago, nnm said:

Methlahoma, my dude. 
 

 

That Aryan Brotherhood guy sure sounds a little urban. And that guy hiding on the truck will probably not be invited to anymore white power parties. I hope they can work out their hostile differences -- practice some tolerance or something. 

8 hours ago, markstanco said:

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Dear Penthouse, you wouldn’t believe what happened to me…

 

Also, need to see pics of those deputies before making judgment. 

2 hours ago, nnm said:

Methlahoma, my dude. 
 

 

 

Them boys in the truck ain’t got a thumper? Seems like a quick fix. 

1 hour ago, thunderlounge said:

 

Them boys in the truck ain’t got a thumper? Seems like a quick fix. 

That might have been the only thing to have reunited the Adolf Methler twins. Then you've got a fight on your hands. I wouldn't fight either of those guys. Grab the pistol and if someone breaks glass you're probably gonna have to plunk them with a belly shot. Guaranteed 99% of the country would be cleared on day one as nobody is gonna have a longer criminal record than those two. 

8 hours ago, Superhero said:

Dear Penthouse, you wouldn’t believe what happened to me…

 

Also, need to see pics of those deputies before making judgment. 


I'm impressed. That's some pretty mad game. 

19 hours ago, BonzoMontreaux said:

Wife's necklaces and bracelets get tangled up on occasion.  Talking about 10-12 items at least.  I will happily spend hours untangling that ball of mess.

Kids have a pile of Mardi Gras beads they were given a while back.  You want to talk about fun, try separating a ball of 20 of those.  It's not as bad as this, which the OCD in me can't leave it be...

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19 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

 

 

 

I don't even have to click in the link to know that's a mainland Mexico vibe. Just the furniture and blankets alone.

18 hours ago, Chooky said:

That Aryan Brotherhood guy sure sounds a little urban. And that guy hiding on the truck will probably not be invited to anymore white power parties. I hope they can work out their hostile differences -- practice some tolerance or something. 

a man is standing at a podium in front of a brick wall holding a bat and a bible .

1 hour ago, gernblansten said:

a man is standing at a podium in front of a brick wall holding a bat and a bible .

 

and the next weeks show opens with dave, “Well, they haven’t canceled us yet…”

 

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On 7/15/2025 at 4:05 PM, nnm said:

Methlahoma, my dude. 
 

 

I'm sure the truck driver could have told them that company policy does not allow hitchhikers, and it is a fireable offense to pick one up. Also the liability of riding on the truck frame, behind the cab is strictly forbidden by our insurer.

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2 hours ago, CHIEF said:

I'm sure the truck driver could have told them that company policy does not allow hitchhikers, and it is a fireable offense to pick one up. Also the liability of riding on the truck frame, behind the cab is strictly forbidden by our insurer.

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Could’ve even offered to put them on the phone with in-house counsel, who could have calmly reasoned with them. 

55 minutes ago, Chopper said:

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Great for Swedish meatballs 

49 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


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Dammit... Beat me to it 

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