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7 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

 

That damn ‘98 Big XII conference championship might be the closest we wildcats ever get to smelling that NC trophy. 

8 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

 

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On 7/11/2025 at 3:19 PM, honolulu horn said:

This is my favorite surstromming video: 

 

 

3 hours ago, 'stache said:

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I know the reason for the bad idea part (hey!!  @NowThis ) but a beer in the 80+ degree sand sounds like you have about 3 minutes to finish it before it get hot. 

On 7/19/2025 at 9:18 PM, futureman said:

do they realize that would mean sending them a bill?

I could put together a group of late 30s to early 40 year old guys, in a 25 mile radius (to include my cousin) that could beat any WNBA team after about three days of practice to shake the rust off. They would do it for free. Kinda like the 15 and under boys team beating the Australian Women's National Team 13-0. Those boys should have made those bitches put up their salary for the privilege of playing them. Kinda like drag racing for pink slips.

CHIEF

5 minutes ago, CHIEF said:

in a 25 mile radius

you could put together 10 teams in a radius that big.  20 teams.

or wait, where do you live?

36 minutes ago, futureman said:

you could put together 10 teams in a radius that big.  20 teams.

or wait, where do you live?

I could put together a team just from the people I know that would beat the WNBA Champion. If I took "applicants", I could do it with just players from my hometown of Granbury.

CHIEF

11 hours ago, CHIEF said:

I could put together a team just from the people I know that would beat the WNBA Champion. If I took "applicants", I could do it with just players from my hometown of Granbury.

CHIEF

Look out, we have a Kevin starter's kit slappin' his lips. 

pouring the oj more on the table than in the glass

1 hour ago, Rimbo said:

pouring the oj more on the table than in the glass

no way, is that what he did?

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Dude in the 2nd chair eventually swaps spots but to no avail.  LOL.

 

On 7/21/2025 at 2:13 PM, Longboard Horn said:

 

I came across this guy on YT shorts, and the BANG gets me every time!

 

 

On 6/21/2025 at 1:01 PM, Dutchrudder said:

Really taking "Get Off My Lawn" to a new level...

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A maple leaf on the park sign? Was this in Canada?  

If the old man was Canadian, I assume he told the teens, “Sorry for the bruise, eh? Try to put some ice on it and have a nice day…. Somewhere other than the park.”

23 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

A maple leaf on the park sign? Was this in Canada?  

If the old man was Canadian, I assume he told the teens, “Sorry for the bruise, eh? Try to put some ice on it and have a nice day…. Somewhere other than the park.”

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57 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

 

Hope Shedeur (sp?) can swim. 

1 hour ago, Im_smarter_then_you said:

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He was. 

 

“Not guilty by reason of committing a public service.”

After I spent some time feeling good about the story, I went straight to the comment section…
 

 

mute stupid voiceover meme, stay til the end

 

1 hour ago, HiggyBaby said:

After I spent some time feeling good about the story, I went straight to the comment section…
 

 

Oh lawd the comments.

"How does the defendant plead?"

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