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3 hours ago, NaTeWHO said:

Eating an entire Bloomin Onion on the drive home is no small feat. My last encounter was probably 20 years ago, but I'm pretty sure we had about 6 people picking at it and there was plenty left over.

 

Amateurs. My son, daughter and I finished one last month. And my son didn't like it much. And my daughter's 11 and a picky eater. (Yeah, I pretty much ate the whole damn thing.)

I was 125 pounds soaking wet in college, and I'd go out with my roommate (240) and a couple of friends (260 and 280 lbs, respectively) and we'd hit the County Line all-you-can-eat family style. One night we finished 4 whole platters. Completely.

 

1 hour ago, Armybrat said:

Deep sea dildo?

The starfish has an ass.

1 minute ago, Chooky said:

The starfish has an ass.

Pink starfish?

Must’ve gotten it bleached. 

3 hours ago, Rimbo said:

I was 125 pounds soaking wet in college, and I'd go out with my roommate (240) and a couple of friends (260 and 280 lbs, respectively) and we'd hit the County Line all-you-can-eat family style. One night we finished 4 whole platters. Completely.

I feel like calling bullshit on you being friends with three different dudes over 240 in the late 1800s.  people did not weigh that much back then. 

16 hours ago, LTbear said:

Patrick?

Now we know why he wears those shorts.

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18 minutes ago, markstanco said:

 

Looks like the typical methed-out grackle that I see in the Kroger parking lot.  

12 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

@BERT gotta see this ⬆⬆⬆

Yeah, they don’t leave me alone 

On 7/28/2025 at 8:05 PM, Armybrat said:

Deep Sea Dildo?

 

 

Band name or a movie title... works either way.

On 7/21/2025 at 8:33 PM, CHIEF said:

I could put together a team just from the people I know that would beat the WNBA Champion. If I took "applicants", I could do it with just players from my hometown of Granbury.

CHIEF

You sound tough. 

On 7/28/2025 at 8:29 PM, Rimbo said:

 

I was 125 pounds soaking wet in college, and I'd go out with my roommate (240) and a couple of friends (260 and 280 lbs, respectively) 

 

I guess we know which one you were. 
 

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1 hour ago, MissingInAction said:

You old sailor, you!

where is she??? is she still in the house!??

^^ that was much funnier scrolling on the phone so I saw nothing of the second panel

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