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19 hours ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

Its "puff puff pass" not "puff puff pass out" motherfucker

 

 

He definitely "cracked up".

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On 8/2/2025 at 1:11 PM, High Plains Drifter said:

 

Our national bird is basically a seagull with better hair and a good PR man. 

 

 

And they are kind of assholish. 

On 8/2/2025 at 1:11 PM, High Plains Drifter said:

 

Our national bird is basically a seagull with better hair and a good PR man. 

 

 

On a float trip near Jackson, WY earlier this year it occurred to me that we should have chosen the osprey instead of the bald eagle. The ospreys are much better hunters and pretty freaking cool.
 

At least in Wyoming, the eagles just hang out near the ospreys because they know the ospreys are better at finding and getting the fish. They then fish the spots that the ospreys have identified. 

50 minutes ago, nnm said:

On a float trip near Jackson, WY earlier this year it occurred to me that we should have chosen the osprey instead of the bald eagle. The ospreys are much better hunters and pretty freaking cool.
 

At least in Wyoming, the eagles just hang out near the ospreys because they know the ospreys are better at finding and getting the fish. They then fish the spots that the ospreys have identified. 

That sounds pretty damn American to me

1 hour ago, SquishMitten said:

That sounds pretty damn American to me

Work smarter, not harder.

3 hours ago, nnm said:

On a float trip near Jackson, WY earlier this year it occurred to me that we should have chosen the osprey instead of the bald eagle. The ospreys are much better hunters and pretty freaking cool.
 

At least in Wyoming, the eagles just hang out near the ospreys because they know the ospreys are better at finding and getting the fish. They then fish the spots that the ospreys have identified. 

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Didn't think anyone but Jeselnik would say some messed up shit like this. The hosts can't handle it 😆 🤣 

 

 

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4 hours ago, nnm said:

On a float trip near Jackson, WY earlier this year it occurred to me that we should have chosen the osprey instead of the bald eagle. The ospreys are much better hunters and pretty freaking cool.
 

At least in Wyoming, the eagles just hang out near the ospreys because they know the ospreys are better at finding and getting the fish. They then fish the spots that the ospreys have identified. 

Sounds like the absolute perfect representation of merica.

16 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

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Mrs, Brat is not amused…

 

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27 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

Mrs, Brat is not amused…

 

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Which child was conceived in that night’s role play?

10 minutes ago, nnm said:

Which child was conceived in that night’s role play?

I was already gelded by then.

3 hours ago, HiggyBaby said:

sooo…. Does this product work? Asking for a friend….IMG_2887.thumb.png.695cede32553ba05bae6a05c56f762ca.png

Dammit my friend lingered too long on that ad and FB has obliged IMG_2894.thumb.png.422b72f7d1bd938a5d3a5c522906411c.png🤦‍♂️

1 hour ago, Armybrat said:

I was already gelded by then.

Jeez dude. You should have just gotten a vasectomy!

2 hours ago, HiggyBaby said:

Dammit my friend lingered too long on that ad and FB has obliged IMG_2894.thumb.png.422b72f7d1bd938a5d3a5c522906411c.png🤦‍♂️

Whatever you say, Trevor O. 

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I didn’t miss much school but I do remember that came on at 10AM and if I was barfing I was watching that with a trash can nearby.
5 hours ago, HiggyBaby said:

Dammit my friend lingered too long on that ad and FB has obliged IMG_2894.thumb.png.422b72f7d1bd938a5d3a5c522906411c.png🤦‍♂️

I think there’s an amino acid in the supplement aisle that’s supposed to pump up your load volume. 

7 hours ago, CustersDoctor said:

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It was Sprite instead of Ginger Ale at my house.

17 hours ago, CustersDoctor said:

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This reminds Al of the good ol days, so cute. 

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7 minutes ago, Al Czervik said:

This reminds Al of the good ol days, so cute. 

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We lived way out in the mountains of northern NM, and didn’t have a TV for most of my childhood. So no Bob Barker or any other vacuous shows to stave off the sick day boredom. Just reading, which was a good thing.
 

Ginger ale, crackers, homemade chicken soup (made with chicken meat from chickens that we raised).  Vicks vape-o-rub for coughs, those terrible cherry cough drops. 

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