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2 hours ago, LonghornJones said:

Fun fact: Koalas are not bears.

They're whales!!!!

3 hours ago, LonghornJones said:

Fun fact: Koalas are not bears.

They taste like chicken.

On 2/28/2019 at 10:00 AM, Incredulity said:

 

if the brakes don't stop it nothing will

4 hours ago, LonghornJones said:

Fun fact: Koalas are not bears.

 

1 hour ago, Parliament said:

They taste like chicken.

Are pandas bears? Cuz they taste like chicken too. I think that's why Panda Express is so successful. 

On 3/10/2019 at 3:39 PM, Hate said:

 


Only for a moment, and those balls are gone.

 

Dust in the wind...all they are is dust in the wind.

16 hours ago, mchookem said:

i had no idea kangaroos were such scrappers

Dude, did you never watch Looney Toons?

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6 hours ago, LonghornJones said:

Fun fact: Koalas are not bears.

They are, however, quite patient:

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william "the refrigerator" perry was a bear.

On 3/13/2019 at 12:47 PM, Chewbacca said:

When I hear the phrase 'fucking kangaroo', this video will always come to mind.

 

I've got pneumonia in both lungs, am currently praying for sweet, merciful death, and I lost it when he yelled "fucking kangaroo."

The laughter sounded so horrible my gf came running out of the back bedroom, thinking I was having a heart attack, I'd guess, only to be told in a pathetic wheeze:  "You gotta watch this."

Thanks for a brief, pleasant moment today.

“Fuckin’ kangaroo!”

Words I don’t ever expect to utter while driving around Williamson County.

1 hour ago, maninblack said:

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I have been on the fence, but with this new evidence there is no doubt.  LEGALIZE IT!!

From the menu of one of the lunch spots close to my office:

KRISPY KREME BURGER*

2 grilled doughnuts, 8oz ground beef patty , cheddar cheese, bacon and caramelized onions, topped with house pickles. BBQ sauce, choice of side | 14

50 minutes ago, baboso said:

From the menu of one of the lunch spots close to my office:

KRISPY KREME BURGER*

2 grilled doughnuts, 8oz ground beef patty , cheddar cheese, bacon and caramelized onions, topped with house pickles. BBQ sauce, choice of side | 14

TWO grilled doughnuts!  That's outrageous!

1 hour ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

TWO grilled doughnuts!  That's outrageous!

No Diet Coke?

On 3/13/2019 at 12:38 AM, maninblack said:

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I never realized how deadly these cats are.

 

 

11 hours ago, maninblack said:

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CSB - I had a glazed donut burger tonight.  Marijuana not involved.  Gouda, apples, pork belly, 6oz burger, glazed donut bun.  Finominal

5 hours ago, ernest_t_bass said:

CSB - I had a glazed donut burger tonight.  Marijuana not involved.  Gouda, apples, pork belly, 6oz burger, glazed donut bun.  Finominal

I need to have a smoke to make myself feel healthier after just reading this. 

Don't try to take a selfie with a creature that can pick up a crocodile by its head and swim it to shore so it can have a quick snack.

11 hours ago, ernest_t_bass said:

CSB - I had a glazed donut burger tonight.  Marijuana not involved.  Gouda, apples, pork belly, 6oz burger, glazed donut bun.  Finominal

Just how huge are you?

16 minutes ago, AM Wood said:

Just how huge are you?

170 lbs.  Consider it a "treat."  Who you think I am, Derka?

On 3/15/2019 at 8:26 PM, ernest_t_bass said:

CSB - I had a glazed donut burger tonight.  Marijuana not involved.  Gouda, apples, pork belly, 6oz burger, glazed donut bun.  Finominal

All but the apples. Has no place on a burger.

9 hours ago, LTbear said:

All but the apples. Has no place on a burger.

Mixed well with the sweetness of the donut, and the pork belly had some heat.  I'm not a "deviate from the mean" type food person at home, but if I see something strange like this at a restaurant, I'll take the dive.  

On 3/15/2019 at 9:26 PM, ernest_t_bass said:

CSB - I had a glazed donut burger tonight.  Marijuana not involved.  Gouda, apples, pork belly, 6oz burger, glazed donut bun.  Finominal

Needs peanut butter

love how the first time the fence goes down the other pedestrians start crossing the street almost immediately.

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