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4 hours ago, Vegas64 said:

::quietly looks around:: I am one of those people...

sperm flowers?  whale flowers?  sperm whale flowers?

On 8/11/2025 at 6:07 AM, RPM said:

China Coast Guard and Navy bullying Philippine Coast Guard does not end well. Bang Ding Ow!

 

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

Fucking incompetence.

Is that what petunias look like? 

43 minutes ago, honolulu horn said:

I don't know what the fuck that post is supposed to reference. 

looks like SOMEONE here forgot their towel

He's a dumbass 
Married AND still getting a blow job?  Dude.. 

I’d live in that shower like Aquaman, just hop on out for the Beej then my water pruned ass would jump right back in! NTW, Is it obvious I’ve been married for 30 years?
14 hours ago, Post Oak said:

 

 

Mr. and Mrs. Wong had a baby. The baby had no Asian features and appeared to be half Caucasian. The doctor to the dad, "You know, two Wongs don't make a white."

I'll be here all week, folks.

1 hour ago, MissingInAction said:

Dick blossoms

HPV is a problem for sure.

3 hours ago, thunderlounge said:

 

So that's what that was referencing? Good grief, no wonder I didn't get it. 

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34 minutes ago, honolulu horn said:

So that's what that was referencing? Good grief, no wonder I didn't get it. 

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Don't panic.

That's the kind of shit that pisses that guy off.

On 8/13/2025 at 12:49 AM, Rimbo said:

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Urologist Dr. 'Dick Chopp" of Round Rock says "what about me?"

1 hour ago, ROFL BOX said:

Urologist Dr. 'Dick Chopp" of Round Rock says "what about me?"

First thing I thought of when I saw that. :D

Nothing worst than carelessly wrecking your $80k "work truck" that you are financing for 8 years.

I guess dog chiropractors are a thing. Love that most dogs are like, "the fuck just happened?"

Which begs the question, how do you know if your dog needs to be adjusted?

 

20 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

I guess dog chiropractors are a thing. Love that most dogs are like, "the fuck just happened?"

Which begs the question, how do you know if your dog needs to be adjusted?

 

0:08 Pussy in a full Nelson 

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How do pants just fall off like that with him standing still? No running, jumping, walking, just standing there and they fall. Not buying it, had to be staged or edited.

42 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

Nothing worst than carelessly wrecking your $80k "work truck" that you are financing for 8 years.

 

Big ol' "RAM" across the front is a dead giveaway. Color me surprised.

52 minutes ago, Vegas64 said:

How do pants just fall off like that with him standing still? No running, jumping, walking, just standing there and they fall. Not buying it, had to be staged or edited.

When your lower body is shaped like an upside down trapezium, gravity can take over. 

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WASHINGTON—Shedding new light on the widespread dissemination of misinformation, the Pew Research Center released a new poll Friday that found the majority of Americans still believe the greatest threat to public health is the Undertaker. “More than 85% of U.S. adults stated they were ‘extremely concerned’ about the negative health impact the Deadman could have on their community,” said pollster Christopher Hwang, who noted that survey respondents stated they were far more distressed about negative repercussions of the Undertaker’s chokeslam than they were about the opioid epidemic, antimicrobial resistance, heart disease, gun violence, or climate change. “The majority of Americans spend a significant amount of energy  preparing for the possibility of the Undertaker entering their home or workplace as ‘Ain’t No Grave’ begins to play. It’s really outdated information they’re working with, as he hasn’t stepped inside the ring since 2020. That being said, small children and the elderly should of course still take precautions against the Undertaker.” Hwang went on to stress that most Americans were dangerously underestimating the threat of El Grande Americano.

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3 hours ago, thunderlounge said:

 

Big ol' "RAM" across the front is a dead giveaway. Color me surprised.

Pretty sure that’s a GMC. 

4 hours ago, crash_davis said:

I guess dog chiropractors are a thing. Love that most dogs are like, "the fuck just happened?"

Which begs the question, how do you know if your dog needs to be adjusted?

 

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Dafuq??

4 hours ago, markstanco said:

 

even worse that the dumpster on the left side of the street.  that guy got what he deserved. 

4 hours ago, crash_davis said:

I guess dog chiropractors are a thing. Love that most dogs are like, "the fuck just happened?"

Which begs the question, how do you know if your dog needs to be adjusted?

I have a cousin who is an equine chiropractor.  I can't imagine how much money you could make telling people that the horse is going to need 3 visits for the next 3 weeks, 2 visits for the following 4 weeks, and a once a week maintenance visit for the next few years.

13 hours ago, ROFL BOX said:

Urologist Dr. 'Dick Chopp" of Round Rock says "what about me?"

He was my brother’s urologist.

3 hours ago, Vegas64 said:

How do pants just fall off like that with him standing still? No running, jumping, walking, just standing there and they fall. Not buying it, had to be staged or edited.

Respiratory malfunction.

4 hours ago, crash_davis said:

I guess dog chiropractors are a thing. Love that most dogs are like, "the fuck just happened?"

Which begs the question, how do you know if your dog needs to be adjusted?

 

That 2nd one was a weird-looking dog.

46 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

He was my brother’s urologist.

I used to fill prescriptions for him.  Lotta broke dicks in this town.

14 hours ago, ROFL BOX said:

Urologist Dr. 'Dick Chopp" of Round Rock says "what about me?"

Not as cool as Dick Chopp but ... Urologist - Chip Winkle in Spring\The Woodlands might want a word too.

31 minutes ago, tigol said:

I used to fill prescriptions for him.  Lotta broke dicks in posting in this town forum.

FIFY

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