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21 hours ago, Steamboat1874 said:

Bullshit.

Nolan had all of the hits in this encounter.

"6 hits off of Nolan" is saying Nolan had all the hits in this encounter. If it helps, substitute "off of" with "from" as they are doing the same lifting but it's clearer (though you lose the baseball idiom).

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A man and a women are both saying they are lucky to be alive after they were hit by an SUV in the middle of a food review for social media.
https://www.fox7austin.com/news/suv-crashes-influencers-mid-food-review-restaurant

They made it seem like the car was flying off the highway and then this morning I heard the report that it was just the lady parked and forgot to put it in park…

PTSD is when those drunk drivers drive all the way through a 7-11, not when a car barely rolls through a window and just shatters the glass
Bullshit.
Nolan had all of the hits in this encounter.

Suck a fucking badass.

There’s a good Netflix doc in Ryan.
5 hours ago, tigol said:

Suck a fucking badass.
 

I’ve been called a badass before. 

7 hours ago, Im_smarter_then_you said:

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In Taiwan, they actually have professional cryers at funerals.

I suppose families thought the louder you cry, the more you loved the deceased person. For my grandmother's funeral, my aunts ponied up for a professional funeral cryer who wailed into a microphone for an hour - sobs, moans, "grandma, why did you have to die, etc.".

It was annoying as fuck.

2 hours ago, Superhero said:

In Taiwan, they actually have professional cryers at funerals.

they do it in the states.  it’s kind of a thing in the community.  golden gate funeral home in dallas is a big player. 

11 hours ago, Vegas64 said:

"6 hits off of Nolan" is saying Nolan had all the hits in this encounter. If it helps, substitute "off of" with "from" as they are doing the same lifting but it's clearer (though you lose the baseball idiom).

Disagree.  If a batter gets a hit, it's off the pitch/pitcher.  From and off of are two different things.  From and by would be the same.

8 hours ago, Superhero said:

In Taiwan, they actually have professional cryers at funerals.

I suppose families thought the louder you cry, the more you loved the deceased person. For my grandmother's funeral, my aunts ponied up for a professional funeral cryer who wailed into a microphone for an hour - sobs, moans, "grandma, why did you have to die, etc.".

It was annoying as fuck.

>hiring a bunch of hos claiming to be my sidepiece to piss my wife off for the last time.

14 hours ago, Superhero said:

In Taiwan, they actually have professional cryers at funerals.

I suppose families thought the louder you cry, the more you loved the deceased person. For my grandmother's funeral, my aunts ponied up for a professional funeral cryer who wailed into a microphone for an hour - sobs, moans, "grandma, why did you have to die, etc.".

It was annoying as fuck.

Yep, every once in a while we would see an open bed truck driving around the streets with a bunch of wailing/crying people in back dressed in KKK type robes & hats. 
A few times a couple dozen “mourners” were packed in the back of big dump trucks. The deceased must’ve been well off contruction types. They raised quite a racket.

7 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

Yep, every once in a while we would see an open bed truck driving around the streets with a bunch of wailing/crying people in back dressed in KKK type robes & hats. 

Was that in Taiwan or your Mrs. Brat's hometown of Taylor?

2 minutes ago, Jerry Callo said:

Was that in Taiwan or your Mrs. Brat's hometown of Taylor?

Maybe both.

On 8/19/2025 at 1:49 PM, Steamboat1874 said:

Bullshit.

Nolan had all of the hits in this encounter.

Get, as in received

17 hours ago, landman said:

Disagree.  If a batter gets a hit, it's off the pitch/pitcher.  From and off of are two different things.  From and by would be the same.

Where did you get that hood ornament?

I got it from off of the car in the junkyard.

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Charlie don’t GAF about safety regs.

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1 hour ago, nnm said:

Charlie don’t GAF about safety regs.

Yeah, that looks totally safe.

Boy at the 10 second mark probably learned his lesson to strap his helmet.

8 hours ago, 52-80 said:


 

Michigan man. We can guess what he'd do with some Jiff. 

16 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

 

I watched the clip but didn't realize why it was funny. I was about to post asking for the explanation. Thank God for the explanation below though, really helped!

2 hours ago, Serak The Preparer said:

I watched the clip but didn't realize why it was funny. I was about to post asking for the explanation. Thank God for the explanation below though, really helped!

If you're being sarcastic, it's not funny. I didn't type the explanation.  

If you're being serious, you have my pity. 

8 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

If you're being sarcastic, it's not funny. I didn't type the explanation.  

If you're being serious, you have my pity. 

Hey Dennis, no need to be thin skinned when the explanation was this:

Two news anchors were casually chatting on air when the male anchor playfully asked the woman if she had ever been spanked as a child. Without thinking much, she replied, “As a child? No,” and the man instantly lit up with laughter. The way she phrased her answer—specifically ruling out childhood—made it sound like she had been spanked as an adult instead, unintentionally giving it a completely different meaning. The male anchor couldn’t stop laughing, and the woman quickly realized what she’d said, covering her face in embarrassment as the moment spiraled into hilarious awkwardness on live TV.

1 hour ago, Dennis Taylor said:

If you're being sarcastic, it's not funny. I didn't type the explanation.  

If you're being serious, you have my pity. 

Was not laughing at you, just the uneeded and very detailed caption. I will still accept your pity.

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