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Arrested for finger banging in public.

I lol'ed at the first few seconds of the video with the waitress describing the incident. And the dude's mugshot. The comments are hilarious. 

>At one point the cop asked "do you have anything on you that will poke me?" Well obviously yes. 

> When they smelled his fingers, he was found guilty

 

 

On 8/26/2025 at 11:58 AM, BigDHornfan said:

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That's actually their hand sign.

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I see Jerry Callo beat me to it.

2 hours ago, futureman said:

what’s this about?

One of them said a hot dog in a bun is a sandwich and the other disagreed and it escalated from there. 

7 minutes ago, gernblansten said:

One of them said a hot dog in a bun is a sandwich and the other disagreed and it escalated from there. 

a hot dog is definitely not a sandwich. 

7 hours ago, futureman said:

a hot dog is definitely not a sandwich. 

Agreed. 

It's a taco (unless the bun splits). 

12 hours ago, futureman said:

a hot dog is definitely not a sandwich. 

Of course not.

Until it's placed in a bun.

LMAO at plays the Tuba backwards. 
 

BTW… would. 

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c'mon, Bolv.  since when are you not attracted to crazy?

She could blow everyone who's looked at the post in the past hour.

2 hours ago, bolverk said:

Nightmare screenshots from the comments:

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Imagine being married to that.

Then again, imagine being married to that.

4 hours ago, bolverk said:

Nightmare screenshots from the comments:

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you KNOW she can give head without using teeth

100% would without hesitation 

and you know she likes chocolate so first date gift is set

3 hours ago, wd40 said:

c'mon, Bolv.  since when are you not attracted to crazy?

 

1 minute ago, Rimbo said:

you KNOW she can give head without using teeth

100% would without hesitation 

 

She does appear rather enthusiastic.

2 hours ago, Superhero said:

She could blow everyone who's looked at the post in the past hour.

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On 8/28/2025 at 1:46 PM, Im_smarter_then_you said:

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⬆ Liucci ??? 

 

2 hours ago, bolverk said:

She does appear rather enthusiastic.

 

Feeling some danger, are we?

 

13 hours ago, bolverk said:

Nightmare screenshots

congratulations on becoming uncloseted. 

That's weird af. Out of morbid curiosity I tried to find commentary on this from texags and nothing. Probably too many Mexicans for their taste to acknowledge the school as an aggy school. 
 

When it first became affiliated with A&M, the year thought about calling it Texas A&M Laredo. But then realized everyone would call it “tamale.” So, they ditched that. Hell, even my Mexican Aggie dad thought they shoulda stuck with it and just rolled with the branding. It woulda kicked ass. Mascot coulda been a tamal named “Shucks,” could sell school-branded tamales at games and at the book store. Woulda been awesome.
1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:


When it first became affiliated with A&M, the year thought about calling it Texas A&M Laredo. But then realized everyone would call it “tamale.” So, they ditched that. Hell, even my Mexican Aggie dad thought they shoulda stuck with it and just rolled with the branding. It woulda kicked ass. Mascot coulda been a tamal named “Shucks,” could sell school-branded maroon tamales at games, at Buc-ee’s, and at the book store. Woulda been awesome.

Fify

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Fuckin' Mormons

 

On 8/29/2025 at 12:05 PM, bolverk said:

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Those hands aren’t  helping the ego either.

not terribly eventful but maybe the best encapsulation of the oklahoma gene pool I’ve ever seen. 

On 8/30/2025 at 5:28 PM, Dnaguy said:

 

LOL. That "Ohhhhh..." at the end. :D 

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