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17 hours ago, nnm said:

Absolutely been there, done that, at about the same age. Except I snuck it, didn’t have mom hand it to me. FAFO indeed. 

After I snuck some and had a similar experience, I talked all three of my younger brothers into trying it, at different times, of course.  The benefits of being the oldest are awesome.

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Ever try Semi-Sweet chocolate? It's rock hard and tastes like ass.

58 minutes ago, South Austin said:

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202 feet is a pretty long for dimensioned lumber.

28 minutes ago, RPM said:

Ever try Semi-Sweet chocolate? It's rock hard and tastes like ass.

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On 9/11/2025 at 6:55 PM, CHIEF said:

Kinda like the bedroom mirror I wake up to daily:

2-Dicks-Cowboyhat.pngA simple design, but all I can see is two sets of "dick n' balls" wearing a cowboy hat. It can't be unseen.

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Not quite the same in my living room….

 

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1 hour ago, RPM said:

Ever try Semi-Sweet chocolate? It's rock hard and tastes like ass.

This you?

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2 hours ago, Upgrayedd said:

202 feet is a pretty long for dimensioned lumber.

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2 hours ago, tfoolry said:

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Ah yes. The “open for business” tattoo. 

2 hours ago, Armybrat said:

Not quite the same in my living room….

 

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mrs brat lookin fine as hell

Just now, futureman said:

mrs brat lookin fine as hell

Well yeah,  that was 62 years ago. 

9 hours ago, RPM said:

Ever try Semi-Sweet chocolate? It's rock hard and tastes like ass.

I shred it with a food processor and add it to my homemade ice cream recipe 

On 9/11/2025 at 3:58 PM, Chopper said:

this one may make you laugh and help lower your blood pressure

 

 

Me thinks she may be an attention whore. Not that I'm complaining.

 

2 hours ago, WithoutAClue said:

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10 minutes ago, jeevsie said:

Nice last two posts, Brat.

 
Saw them on a firearms forum populated by a bunch of cranky old farts.

On 9/9/2025 at 4:07 PM, markstanco said:

Yea no shit thats owen wilson

When I realized that I had used the wrong name I just left it that way. Its a dumb meme and that prolly made it funnier.

Especially disgusting If you think they used corncobs to wipe their butt.

12 minutes ago, Superhero said:

Especially disgusting If you think they used corncobs to wipe their butt.

My grandparents used to have a big pile of corncobs to choose from on the way to their outhouse.

You think that's bad, you should see what they use at the Stoops' homestead in Oklahoma...

On 9/14/2025 at 8:15 AM, Longhornstampede said:

 

 

6 hours ago, CustersDoctor said:

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They’re all way too thin. 

My dog pulls that spin move all the time on other dogs. She's 3x the size of that thing. If she connects the dog goes sailing, if it dodges she goes in for the take down. 100% of the time it works every time.

9 hours ago, futureman said:

 

Held onto his beer.  10 points!

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