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that's the fattest rodeo clown i ever seent.

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Bet that dude has sand packed up all the way to his duodenum.

 

CHIEF

I like the way the bull teabags him a couple of times just for good measure.

Get gored by the bull again or stand up and let all these people see my tiny dingus? Yup, let me sit right here and get gored by the bull again.

6 hours ago, SquishMitten said:

Get gored by the bull again or stand up and let all these people see my tiny dingus? Yup, let me sit right here and get gored by the bull again.

I like how he manages to keep his whole package squeezed between his thighs the whole time. That's a guy what wants to reproduce. 

3 hours ago, NorthLoop said:

I like how he manages to keep his whole package squeezed between his thighs the whole time. That's a guy what wants to reproduce. 

Or not want his micropeen on YouTube.

14 hours ago, SquishMitten said:

Get gored by the bull again or stand up and let all these people see my tiny dingus? Yup, let me sit right here and get gored by the bull again.

Yeah my sense of urgency would put any other concern with decency to rest.

As if...

 

Although...running with his pants around his ankles might not have been Khalil Mack-like with the first step and all.

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(from a fan of Gaelic Storm, obviously. That's Darcy's Drunken Donkey on the left.)

Wife sent me this today. I actually lol’d. Will try again tonight. 0897-DFDE-53-C1-40-D6-A632-B54797-A25926

 

Goddamn.  I'd heard that story way long ago, and always passed it off as someone making something up.  Fucking awesome that it really happened.

 


That is a perfect summary of our trip to Thailand when visiting remote beaches. Never seen so many chicks posing in the surf, the sand, on every available swing/bench/boat, with a breathless boyfriend taking endless pics from every available angle...both totally unwilling to just stop for a moment to take in the exotic surroundings...just as a euro dude in a banana hammock wanders by letting it all hang.

My wife and I got our photos for sure, but then went on to just soak it all in.
1 hour ago, Homercles said:

 


both totally unwilling to just stop for a moment to take in the exotic surroundings..

 

This isn't specific to remote beaches.  It's literally everywhere.  Sickening and saddening.  Vanity and narcissism increasing by the day. 

It seems that every venue of any significance whatsoever has a "selfie station" to take pictures against. Even Snow's in itty bitty Lexington has a painted wall with a sign that says "I survived the line at Snow's" or something like that.

It's not enough to experience things anymore - the important thing is to show off the fact to all of your followers.

Sheesh.

(and get the fuck off my lawn!)

I laugh when people flood their pages with selfies, full of bible verses.  The love of self is like the exact opposite of jeebus

2 hours ago, Homercles said:

 


That is a perfect summary of our trip to Thailand when visiting remote beaches. Never seen so many chicks posing in the surf, the sand, on every available swing/bench/boat, with a breathless boyfriend taking endless pics from every available angle...both totally unwilling to just stop for a moment to take in the exotic surroundings...just as a euro dude in a banana hammock wanders by letting it all hang.

My wife and I got our photos for sure, but then went on to just soak it all in.

 

When the wife and I went to South Beach, I donned a neon pink banana hammock and did a photo shoot. You judging me, bro?

Just let them be them. Why is it your business?


Wasn’t necessarily passing judgement just a new thing for us. Personally I was just surprised how little time was spent exploring these places vs just taking a hundred selfies before running back to the boat.
1 hour ago, ernest_t_bass said:

I laugh when people flood their pages with selfies, full of bible verses.  The love of self is like the exact opposite of jeebus

Actually it's just like jeebus.  Mark 12:31 "Thou shalt love thy neighbor as thyself"

2 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Actually it's just like jeebus.  Mark 12:31 "Thou shalt love thy neighbor as thyself"

tried it.  can't fap to that.

Believe I would have let go at the end of the grass, or when I realized I wasn’t helping, whichever came first. 

it's nice to see screetch working out again.

On 3/25/2019 at 7:40 AM, Homercles said:

a euro dude in a banana hammock wanders by letting it all hang.

My wife and I got our photos for sure

I BET YOU DID

16 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

 

 

I'm hit!!!

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2 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

That doesn't make me lol.  Makes me ragey.

what?  a 45 min scenic drive through the mountains which now takes 3 hours makes your ragey?

short of running his entitled ass over, all you can do is laugh at the stupidity.

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