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Dad?

 

(Referencing the fart video)

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10 hours ago, thunderlounge said:

Or going up the stairs. 

Or on an escalator, either direction. 

Revolving doors, too. 

On 10/4/2025 at 10:02 AM, miguelito said:

I love farting while walking down steps.

 

On 10/4/2025 at 11:01 AM, thunderlounge said:

Or going up the stairs. 

Or on an escalator, either direction. 

How dare you leave off elevators.  Especially when you're riding solo and about to exit. Good luck to the future victim when the door opens next time.

1 hour ago, PvilleStang said:

 

How dare you leave off elevators.  Especially when you're riding solo and about to exit. Good luck to the future victim when the door opens next time.

Nothing beats the airplane aisle steady stream crop dusting. Entirely satisfactory physically and emotionally. 

On 10/4/2025 at 8:02 AM, miguelito said:

I love farting while walking down steps.

 

On 10/4/2025 at 9:01 AM, thunderlounge said:

Or going up the stairs. 

Or on an escalator, either direction. 

 

On 10/4/2025 at 7:26 PM, Prepuce of Doom said:

Revolving doors, too. 

 

My dad does all that and also at our regular grocery store, Trader Joe's, outdoor mall, indoor mall, my house, my sister's house, our AirBnB, Alaska cruise ship***, TJ Maxx, Tom Hilfiger store, and pretty much every other retail store and restaurant.

 

*** I wasn't on the cruise, but my sister said my dad farted in an elevator when they were by themselves, and they bailed out at the next floor because it smelled so bad. There were people waiting to get on the elevator. They paused at the door, but for whatever reason, went in anyway.

 

Everywhere is fair game when you're 85 and don't give a fart what other people think.

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I dont know if this a common clip and I just somehow missed it, but this Tyson interview cracks me up. He can be such a psycho.

 

On 10/6/2025 at 11:49 AM, PvilleStang said:

 

How dare you leave off elevators.  Especially when you're riding solo and about to exit. Good luck to the future victim when the door opens next time.

AND you are in a 5+ story building & hit every floor button upon exit or it's a full glass one & you get to watch reactions for the people who got on after your departure.

8 hours ago, ROFL BOX said:

AND you are in a 5+ story building & hit every floor button upon exit or it's a full glass one & you get to watch reactions for the people who got on after your departure.

There is a special place in hell for people who stop elevators unnecessarily. 

43 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said:

There is a special place in hell for people who stop elevators unnecessarily. 

Or who interrupt your long ride to go one fucking floor.  

1 hour ago, Kennythetiger said:

There is a special place in hell for people who stop elevators unnecessarily. 

 

I lived at dobie my freshman year on the 16th floor. I'd get on elevator and every fucking floor would be pushed on an empty elevator

Rage inducing

7 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

I lived at dobie my freshman year on the 16th floor. I'd get on elevator and every fucking floor would be pushed on an empty elevator

Rage inducing

Too bad Otis has never thought of adding an override button to their panels.

13 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

Too bad Otis has never thought of adding an override button to their panels.

You got to get your hands on the key. Elevator Pimp.

43 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

Too bad Otis has never thought of adding an override button to their panels.

 

If ya know the right button combo, you’re in luck. Not all have it, but a lot do. 

1 hour ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

I lived at dobie my freshman year on the 16th floor. I'd get on elevator and every fucking floor would be pushed on an empty elevator

Rage inducing

pretty good gag tbh

8 hours ago, thunderlounge said:

 

If ya know the right button combo, you’re in luck. Not all have it, but a lot do. 

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some of you cockjockeys need to get out your pen and paper and take notes.  

7 hours ago, futureman said:

some of you cockjockeys need to get out your pen and paper and take notes.  

Now, explain the difference between merging and yielding to the masses.

Now, explain the difference between merging and yielding to the masses.

Are you going to do reverse parking dirty and not throw that in as well?
39 minutes ago, General Specific said:


Are you going to do reverse parking dirty and not throw that in as well?

Very few are ready for that lesson, let's work on keeping the traffic flowing for now.

2 hours ago, Incredulity said:

 

And right off the bat we have a winning reply… 

 

“She needed her step brother to help her get unstuck”

This popped up on my instagram feed yesterday and I found out that its from a show on Prime Video called Harina.  Easily one of the funniest skits I've seen....

 

2 hours ago, ChickenSandwich said:

 

There is no way the Americans beat Mexico in dish / sink scrubbing. Such fake AI slop.

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