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Anybody with some property or a lease knows this is a big day. At my lease, 3 chained and/or locked gates each way.
#43654
17 minutes ago, PvilleStang said:

Man, I can't preach this enough.  KVET and Bob Cole, STOP PLAYING TOBY KEITH ON HATE WEEK.  Or any other week.  Because F OU, that's why!

 

I went to the Dallas Texas Exes tent at the fair on Saturday- I bought 1 beer ticket, got my beer and in the time it took to relatively quickly down that beer- the damn live band played 2 Toby Keith songs and then 1 song later played living on Tulsa Time.

 

WTF???  Like know your fucking audience.   I left and hung out with friends on the other side Magnolia beer garden tent after that. 

#43655
10 hours ago, Superhero said:

 

Can't believe we didn't do this when I was a kid.

#43656
2 hours ago, markstanco said:


Anybody with some property or a lease knows this is a big day. At my lease, 3 chained and/or locked gates each way.

How do you tell the real cowboy?  He’s sitting in the middle. 

#43658
4 hours ago, markstanco said:


Anybody with some property or a lease knows this is a big day. At my lease, 3 chained and/or locked gates each way.

I like when I take other people and their kids who aren't accustomed to the rules. Just park in front of a gate and then stare into the backseat. 

#43659
7 hours ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

I'd like to know about the lighter he was using. Looked badass.

i thought that too

#43660
5 hours ago, markstanco said:


Anybody with some property or a lease knows this is a big day. At my lease, 3 chained and/or locked gates each way.

Also works for manual hubs on your old pickup.

#43663
6 hours ago, RPM said:

Can't believe we didn't do this when I was a kid.

It’s too late. Get 2 friends and lots of beer. The rest will take care of itself. 

#43665
On 10/15/2025 at 6:57 AM, markstanco said:


Anybody with some property or a lease knows this is a big day. At my lease, 3 chained and/or locked gates each way.

I remember when my grandad let me open the gate by myself for the first time. Definitely a big deal for me at the time

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#43666
2 minutes ago, Jameslaw121 said:

I remember when my grandad let me open the gate by myself for the first time. Definitely a big deal for me at the time

and then it became a JOB

 

#43667
2 hours ago, Litig8r said:

and then it became a JOB

 

Like the riding mower for me, shit was fun for the first year or two.  Then 2.5 hours every week during the summer on a riding mower started to suck.  

#43668
34 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:

Like the riding mower for me, shit was fun for the first year or two.  Then 2.5 hours every week during the summer on a riding mower started to suck.  

100%  that was next!  

#43669

 

The disrespect of throwing mulch at a rattlesnake

Squirrel don't GAF

#43670
15 minutes ago, nnm said:

 

The disrespect of throwing mulch at a rattlesnake

Squirrel don't GAF

That must be an old rattlesnake. A juvenile one would not be behaving that chill.

#43671
10 hours ago, Rimbo said:

Map Men is the greatest thing ever

 

I’d rather you post your dumbass cartoons than some dumbass 14-minute video. 

#43672

I knew a rancher that invited the sheriff over for dinner.  The sheriff brought another guy with him, who was quiet, but polite, throughout dinner.

A few days later, the rancher asked the sheriff who that guy was.  Well, he was a prisoner that the sheriff brought along to open and close all the gates for him.

#43689
On 10/15/2025 at 2:17 PM, MissingInAction said:

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If you haven't seen it yet.  The Fat Electrician give a 3-minute history.  Enjoy.

 

#43694
35 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

Is it just me, or does that woman look like she's packin'?

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oh, I thought it was about him assaulting her.  

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