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21 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Who hasn't been at this point at one time or another? NSFW!

 

 

 

(aka the morningwood experience)

21 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Who hasn't been at this point at one time or another? NSFW!

 

 

 

(aka the morningwood experience)

21 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Who hasn't been at this point at one time or another? NSFW!

 

 

 

(aka the morningwood experience)

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23 minutes ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

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He likes the morningwood experience. 

 

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24 minutes ago, HiggyBaby said:

I blame @immamac ^

no joke.  honestly hard to tell what that guy even does around here.

4 hours ago, thunderlounge said:

 

That dude could have very easily ended up dead, and no charges would have been filed. 

Can’t tell me it wasn’t intentional, else why would they have been recording it.

So yeah, not funny at all. 

Lighten up, Francis.  It was obviously a bit.  Not cool that there were kids around, though.

1 hour ago, nnm said:

 

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That’s a hard course.

6 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

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this has to be a bit of yours.  if you’re posting this shit ironically it actually might be kind of funny. 

21 hours ago, Dnaguy said:


That’s a hard course.

And an apartment complex in North Austin. 

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On 11/6/2025 at 1:08 PM, Bevo&Pevo said:

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Happened to me when CHIEF Jr. was about two. That was when the 620 and 183 intersection was temporarily a four way stop. We start through the intersection, and here comes this lady barreling in, running the stop sign. My wife and I hear, "you need to wait your fucking turn, bitch!!" Worst stare down from the Mrs. in 33 years.

CHIEF

23 minutes ago, CHIEF said:

Happened to me when CHIEF Jr. was about two. That was when the 620 and 183 intersection was temporarily a four way stop. We start through the intersection, and here comes this lady barreling in, running the stop sign. My wife and I hear, "you need to wait your fucking turn, bitch!!" Worst stare down from the Mrs. in 33 years.

CHIEF

chief jr said that?

4 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

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I bet an analrapist drives that.

At least that what The Man Inside Me suggests. 

1 hour ago, Dnaguy said:


I bet an analrapist drives that.

At least that what The Man Inside Me suggests. 

You blowhard!

1 hour ago, honolulu horn said:

You blowhard!

I guess I prematurely shot my wad with that joke on what was supposed to be a dry run if you will.

Im afraid I’ve made a mess of this thread.

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10 hours ago, speed817 said:

 

 


You usually have to pay extra for that 

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Still cleaning out my folks’ house. Dad had several of these in an old box of stuff. Guess this was a viral “that’s just wrong” meme of the 60s-70s era:

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10 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Still cleaning out my folks’ house. Dad had several of these in an old box of stuff. Guess this was a viral “that’s just wrong” meme of the 60s-70s era:

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The author left a few boxes unchecked, though I'm sure that's at least partly a reflection of its specific era of creation. 

The author left a few boxes unchecked, though I'm sure that's at least partly a reflection of its specific era of creation. 

Yeah….dont know how the dirty Dagos skated by.
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All abroad!  It takes a few seconds to get rollin'.

 

1 hour ago, Underdog said:

Who doesn’t? 

I like a little... 

what’s the backstory there on his beef with the state of utah 

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1 hour ago, WithoutAClue said:

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In my front yard last month….

 

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It's not the price of housing or student loans that's ruining a generation, it's those pesky OF fees.

Back in my day, you had to wait minutes for the picture to download and render, line by line, but at least it was FREE!

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