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31 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

That doesn't make me lol.  Makes me ragey.

I want the backstory. If it's a cyclist's funeral procession (which was my first thought), then it makes perfect sense. Also, if it's California, what the hell else would you expect?

All other possible scenarios, though, I'd want to know why the cops in this procession weren't doing something about it.

Whoa!  If that’s what she wants/need, then I’m out. 

20 hours ago, crash_davis said:

 

LOL at this comment "He's young. It's just a stage he's going through. He'll get over it."

35 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

 

Blame it on my ADD, baby.

1 minute ago, Walden Ponderer said:

The official plant of Surly... I present, the Penis Flytrap:

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obviously this is where the forest pixies squat at night.

7 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

The official plant of Surly... I present, the Penis Flytrap:

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thats a penis GIF

2 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

The official plant of Surly... I present, the Penis Flytrap:

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Someone found Stoops' garden.

I'd be okay with anyone, man or woman, punching that cunt in the face.

On 3/26/2019 at 1:42 PM, ROFL BOX said:

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I will now probably get the hax due to shitposting this.

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17 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

The official plant of Surly... I present, the Penis Flytrap:

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So Bob Stoops has taken up gardening?

17 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

The official plant of Surly... I present, the Penis Flytrap:

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I putting a bunch of those in my front flowerbed just to see the HOA's reaction.

14 minutes ago, Moby Ric said:

I putting a bunch of those in my front flowerbed just to see the HOA's reaction.

I'd like to see them write it into the Bi-laws.

20 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

The official plant of Surly... I present, the Penis Flytrap:

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22 hours ago, crash_davis said:

 

"How was the auto show? Meet any hot chicks?"

"Oh yeah, I totally nailed one."

Lost it for the first time huh? Guess the 2nd time won't be as fun (for him).

12 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said:

I'd like to see them write it into the Bi-laws.

There are laws about bisexuality?

There are laws about bisexuality?


Yes, only hot chicks are allowed to be bisexual.
7 minutes ago, luke duke said:

Yes, only hot chicks are allowed to be bisexual.

 

Congratulations on your election victory, Mr. President.

10 minutes ago, luke duke said:

 


Yes, only hot chicks are allowed to be bisexual.

 

So, do the Bi-laws have bylaws?

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