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On 11/21/2025 at 7:02 AM, Bevo&Pevo said:

 

 

On 11/21/2025 at 10:32 PM, LTbear said:

Are they working the muscles for their new double ended dildo or what's going on here 

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11 hours ago, gyroprotagonist said:

Was that a kid, dwarf or manlet? Need to gage my laughter

guage

and which one would preclude your laughter?

9 hours ago, Dnaguy said:

 

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what an image.  I saw that movie for the first time in college high as fuck.  it was an experience to say the least. 

4 hours ago, futureman said:

guage

and which one would preclude your laughter?

None would preclude any laughter, but I might only chortle if kid.

16 hours ago, Dnaguy said:

 

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12 hours ago, futureman said:

what an image.  I saw that movie for the first time in college high as fuck.  it was an experience to say the least. 

What movie is it

1 hour ago, Al Czervik said:

 

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I LOVE MY DEAD GAY SON!

6 minutes ago, LTbear said:

What movie is it

Requiem for a Dream

19 hours ago, futureman said:

what an image.  I saw that movie for the first time in college high as fuck.  it was an experience to say the least. 

I also saw that movie on a random Saturday at UT.

Buddy’s newish GF comes over.

She had brought her favorite movie to watch.

I hadn’t seen it and me + other roommate didn’t have any real plans.

So all 4 of us watch the thing.

After it ended, I just looked at other roommate and we both look at her as she was grinning ear to ear. 

Her: What did you think?

Me: I think I’m going to have nightmares…

Her: Hahahaha. You’re funny.

My buddy who’s dating her was just kind of staring at her in quiet disbelief.

He went on to date this girl on and off for a while. She was obviously working through some major issues.

But according to my buddy, she was every bit of the stereotype of daddy / parental issues (she was adopted) and wild in the sack. 
We were sophomores and she was like taking a grad level class of crazy. My buddy was sometimes kind of shook after a weekend of amorous activities. In 2003, choking, butt stuff, and tears was not as pervasive as it is today. And BDSM (even if lightish) is a lot for a 19-20 year old kid. 

His eventual wife ended up being the complete opposite. Stable family. Sweet. Vanilla. And I know exactly why. 

That is all.

Thank for your attention in this matter.

5 hours ago, Dnaguy said:

But according to my buddy, she was every bit of the stereotype of daddy / parental issues (she was adopted) and wild in the sack. 
We were sophomores and she was like taking a grad level class of crazy. My buddy was sometimes kind of shook after a weekend of amorous activities. In 2003, choking, butt stuff, and tears was not as pervasive as it is today. And BDSM (even if lightish) is a lot for a 19-20 year old kid. 

5 hours ago, Dnaguy said:

His eventual wife ended up being the complete opposite. Stable family. Sweet. Vanilla. And I know exactly why. 

That is all.

Thank for your attention in this matter.

I didn’t know we were buddies in real life.  
 

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7 hours ago, BigHorn'13 said:

Heathers 

he was asking about @Dnaguy's post

On 11/14/2025 at 12:37 PM, Armybrat said:

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Buddy of mine owns a performance muffler shop. Had a request from a customer...

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17 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said:

That’s the dumbest thing I have seen today. 

Just logging on eh?

2 hours ago, Kennythetiger said:

That’s the dumbest thing I have seen today. 

Obviously you haven't visited the Sark thread yet.

14 hours ago, markstanco said:

 

That video’s gonna come back to haunt him when he runs for California governor. 

5 hours ago, Superhero said:

That video’s gonna come back to haunt him when he runs for California governor. 

works for PM of Canada

8 hours ago, Superhero said:

That video’s gonna come back to haunt him when he runs for California governor. 

He'll die of cancer before he can launch his campaign. 

My first grade teacher Ms.  Shapiro was the one that did it for me.

 

2 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

My first grade teacher Ms.  Shapiro was the one that did it for me.

 

St Ignatuis Martyr 3rd grade, Mrs. Linda Jackson. 

I won't give her name in order to protect the guilty, but she was a vivacious, cute, thin young blonde. I was pretty stoked when we made out on my last day in high school. 

1 hour ago, Sbbruin said:

My first grade teacher Ms.  Shapiro was the one that did it for me.

 

7th grade, Brenham Jr. High, Ms. Zuma.  She was proof that God exists and knows how to obliterate junior high boys' minds.

31 minutes ago, honolulu horn said:

I won't give her name in order to protect the guilty, but she was a vivacious, cute, thin young blonde. I was pretty stoked when we made out on my last day in high school. 

 

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34 minutes ago, honolulu horn said:

I won't give her name in order to protect the guilty, but she was a vivacious, cute, thin young blonde. I was pretty stoked when we made out on my last day in high school. 

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those kids arent going hungry thats guaranteed

2 hours ago, Sbbruin said:

My first grade teacher Ms.  Shapiro was the one that did it for me.

 

Mrs. Blanton, Freshman Social Studies. Smokin' hot lil' cajun chick married to a rich guy 20 years older than her. We all knew what was up.

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2 hours ago, Al Czervik said:

St Ignatuis Martyr 3rd grade, Mrs. Linda Jackson. 

8th grade, Algebra, Miss Gough.

First name? Kitty. 🐈

9 hours ago, Sbbruin said:

My first grade teacher Ms.  Shapiro was the one that did it for me.

 

7th grade, Mrs. Clifton. I'll never forget.

10 hours ago, nnm said:

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Look at that! I've got a heart on too! 

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