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quietly pulls up slagstreet.com on his phone...

maybe I was just sheltered, but I always think its weird as fuck when dads have such a bro relationship with their kids.

went to Vegas with my dad and uncle a few months after I turned 21.  They took me to a strip club, which was weird as fuck.  I told them I was going to find a table after maybe 5 minutes in there

25 minutes ago, huge said:

quietly pulls up slagstreet.com on his phone...

I'm not sure I'm willing to see $60 pussy. 

My wife used to treat a woman with Guillain-Barré syndrome that was triggered by the flu shot.  Basically the shot triggered her auto-immune disease that she didn't know she had, her nervous system shut down /w complete paralysis and she was one of the extreme cases where the paralysis never recovered.  She spent the last several years of her life confined to her bed on a ventilator with 24/7 care as a result.

Not an anti-vaxer, but there are some diseases I'm willing to take my chances with.

CSB.

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33 minutes ago, ulukinatme said:

My wife used to treat a woman with Guillain-Barré syndrome that was triggered by the flu shot.  Basically the shot triggered her auto-immune disease that she didn't know she had, her nervous system shut down /w complete paralysis and she was one of the extreme cases where the paralysis never recovered.  She spent the last several years of her life confined to her bed on a ventilator with 24/7 care as a result.

Not an anti-vaxer, but there are some diseases I'm willing to take my chances with.

CSB.

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54 minutes ago, ulukinatme said:

My wife used to treat a woman with Guillain-Barré syndrome that was triggered by the flu shot.  Basically the shot triggered her auto-immune disease that she didn't know she had, her nervous system shut down /w complete paralysis and she was one of the extreme cases where the paralysis never recovered.  She spent the last several years of her life confined to her bed on a ventilator with 24/7 care as a result.

Not an anti-vaxer, but there are some diseases I'm willing to take my chances with.

CSB.

I thought this was the funny pic thread

22 minutes ago, 1978horn said:

I thought this was the funny pic thread

i don't know... i laughed a little bit.

2 hours ago, Liquor and Poker said:

I'm not sure I'm willing to see $60 pussy. 

Best to pay a little, weed out the Vic  POF level at least.

2 hours ago, Liquor and Poker said:

I'm not sure I'm willing to see $60 pussy. 

That's some expensive Arby's, right there.

Just now, Buffsoldier said:

Oh, fuck it, I'll say it:

Those home abortion kits sure do pack a wallop.

I was going to say "Blond gives herself The Shocker."

Defeated!

(or at least...defibrillated.)

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You'll need to turn on the sound, sorry.

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10 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

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8 hours ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:
10 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:
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11 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

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British idioms (clever, slag), but American money. I'm skeptical.

21 hours ago, ulukinatme said:

My wife used to treat a woman with Guillain-Barré syndrome that was triggered by the flu shot.  Basically the shot triggered her auto-immune disease that she didn't know she had, her nervous system shut down /w complete paralysis and she was one of the extreme cases where the paralysis never recovered.  She spent the last several years of her life confined to her bed on a ventilator with 24/7 care as a result.

Not an anti-vaxer, but there are some diseases I'm willing to take my chances with.

CSB.

That's not how GBS works.   Flu shots can cause it but GBS is an involuntary bodily reaction to ANY external stimuli.   The body overreacts and starts to shut down.   I had it happen 14 years ago and spent almost a week in the hospital.   Scary as shit.   And when you find out that it can do above, yeah, it makes for some long nights in a hospital bed wondering if I'll even get to see Macanudo-ette's first steps or first word, let alone anything else.  

9 hours ago, Macanudo said:

That's not how GBS works.   Flu shots can cause it but GBS is an involuntary bodily reaction to ANY external stimuli.   The body overreacts and starts to shut down.   I had it happen 14 years ago and spent almost a week in the hospital.   Scary as shit.   And when you find out that it can do above, yeah, it makes for some long nights in a hospital bed wondering if I'll even get to see Macanudo-ette's first steps or first word, let alone anything else.  

Don't confuse these rants with actual evidence n shit

On 4/13/2018 at 4:49 PM, Walden Ponderer said:

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Jeff Fisher has fallen on hard times.

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What's up Bevoette

On 4/14/2018 at 12:08 PM, Horn_Spanker said:

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#3  in the top row (pink pants, white polka dots) is game.  Tally ho, bitches!

On 4/13/2018 at 1:22 PM, Netzer said:

I have zero idea on how to embed a FaceBook PM video (or if it's even possible) but as an entry for Shag 2.0's NSAA, a friend sent me a clip that runs for around 4+ minutes of a nekkid chick with a dil inserted & it's wired up with some kind of zapper or taser or whatnot & a dude off camera is randomly frying her cooter.

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On 4/9/2018 at 4:32 PM, Ojo Rojo said:

Am I the only one who found this video somewhat disappointing?

Although I did see a link that suggested KD is hitting it, so good for him

7 hours ago, beer said:

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A lot left to the imageno-ation.

 

It puts the lotion on it's skin

 

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