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#4654
1 hour ago, HornsOverIthaca said:

That slingshot is just awesome.

It is.  Those guys should go on tour and charge $20/launch.

#4663
Can someone explain this to me?  On second thought, don't.


there’s a dildo on the front of that bike, and the guy who’s pantsed had second thoughts bc the dildo isn’t big enough so he turned around and shot the guy on the bike.

and now you know...


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#4664
35 minutes ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

 


there’s a dildo on the front of that bike, and the guy who’s pantsed had second thoughts bc the dildo isn’t big enough so he turned around and shot the guy on the bike.

and now you know...


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I think the dildo is "on" the bike.

#4672
1 hour ago, bamachine said:

^Best lol in quite some time, in this thread.

 

Dats it, I'm goin' back to Jawja.

Yep, I haven't laughed that hard at one of these in a long, long time. 

#4674
3 hours ago, GSU&UT said:

I got you good you fucker!

 

Ding dong ditched? Times have changed indeed. 

#4675
9 minutes ago, Lat22 said:

Ding dong ditched? Times have changed indeed. 

I would be surprised if there wasn't an app that you could use to ring you neighbor's doorbell. 

 

 

#4676
 


I kind of want that guy to stay in Houston to see what else can happen to him.
#4678
56 minutes ago, Hate said:

I kind of want that guy to stay in Houston to see what else can happen to him.

You know it's fake, right? Here's another one.

 

#4679
51 minutes ago, DoobieWah said:

You know it's fake, right? Here's another one.

 

This is the lulz thread.  Why neuter it’s purpose after only three hours? I think you give posts like that a few days at least.

 

Edited by PRONG HORN

#4681
You know it's fake, right? Here's another one.
 


Of course I did. I was making sure you knew it was fake.
#4686
On ‎4‎/‎11‎/‎2019 at 9:00 AM, ImissWallyPryor said:

Looks awesome, as long as one is guaranteed to land - feet first - in water. 

No way that was the first attempt, wonder who/what they used for the "fine tuning" of the slingshot. And what's with all the trash on the ground by slingshot dude?

#4695

Fuck Dave Winfield. I was at a Rangers game when Nolan was pitching. He took a no-hitter into the 8th inning (it would have been his 8th) and Winfield broke it up with a single up the middle.

#4696
9 minutes ago, Hate said:

Fuck Dave Winfield. I was at a Rangers game when Nolan was pitching. He took a no-hitter into the 8th inning (it would have been his 8th) and Winfield broke it up with a single up the middle.

I remember that. People were driving to Arlington stadium and buying tickets around the 6th inning so the park started filling up. 

3 sport draftee I believe, and he was on the Minnesota basketball team that beat the shit out of that osu player. 

#windfieldfacts 

or lies

#4697
22 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I remember that. People were driving to Arlington stadium and buying tickets around the 6th inning so the park started filling up. 

3 sport draftee I believe, and he was on the Minnesota basketball team that beat the shit out of that osu player. 

#windfieldfacts  

or lies

facts.

fourth overall pick by the padres in the mlb.

drafted by the hawks in the nba.

drafted by the utah stars in the aba.

drafted by the vikings in the 17th (last) round of the 73 nfl draft.

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