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#4803

I love the look on that guy's face as he tries to comprehend getting his ass kicked by the Easter Bunny.

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#4807
On 4/16/2019 at 5:17 PM, mulletpelini said:

 

 

It's funny 'cause it's true.

 

("You want me to stare at your ass?  Then show me some ass.  That is all.  What?  Wow, look at that yacht, honey.  I'd like to buy you one like that some day.).  

 

#4808
On 4/18/2019 at 4:22 PM, crash_davis said:

 

Lack of any landscape material whatsoever indicates Great Britain.  Or maybe Ireland.  Maybe doggie is used to drunks popping over the wall.

#4821
1 hour ago, crash_davis said:

 

sweatergod I once saw a family of 4(small kids) and with the wife holding the family old style tube television on a 50cc scooter in Uruguay.

#4827
On 4/22/2019 at 3:17 PM, Jerry Callo said:

I love the look on that guy's face as he tries to comprehend getting his ass kicked by the Easter Bunny.

What will his Facebook buds think of him now?

#4828
4 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

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That's actually kind of cool. Assuming he fishes... a lot. 

#4830
4 hours ago, ztejas said:

That's actually kind of cool. Assuming he fishes... a lot. 

It would be even cooler if he fashioned a fish scale out of his scrotum.

Well, maybe not.  Interesting, though.

#4835
20 minutes ago, Juicy said:

just wanted to ask if anyone finds the onion headlines even remotely funny? 

Funnier than pictures that don't show up.

#4838
1 hour ago, Juicy said:

just wanted to ask if anyone finds the onion headlines even remotely funny? 

Yes, but to be fair, most of us have  a good sense of humor. 

#4839
18 minutes ago, Mileslong said:


I would say 1000 times funnier than this shit. Weren’t you banned?

Yeah, that was an unfortunate back to back pair of posts.  I'm pretty sure The Onion isn't hiring Juicy any time soon.  "I'm FUNNY, dammit!"

#4840
1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

Yeah, that was an unfortunate back to back pair of posts.  I'm pretty sure The Onion isn't hiring Juicy any time soon.  "I'm FUNNY, dammit!"

The Onion hasn't been funny since T. Herman Zweibel passed away. RIP, you beautiful genius. 

#4841
7 hours ago, gecko said:

 

Geez, how much do you think Kraft had to pay her to give him a rub and tug in court? :)

 

#4842
14 hours ago, Thujone said:

Or he just measures a lot of other guys' dicks.

I have the same tattoo except mine starts at the at the base of my penis running to the ends of my toe.

#4846
6 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said:

The Onion hasn't been funny since T. Herman Zweibel passed away. RIP, you beautiful genius. 

The funny part is that there is someone out there that reads that website and thinks, not only is this funny, but its so funny I need to continually share it with others.

#4848
7 hours ago, crash_davis said:

I have the same tattoo except mine starts at the at the base of my penis running to the ends of my toe.

Nurse 1:  "What's with that patient who has 'SWAN' tattooed on his penis?"

Nurse 2:  "Huh? Honey, that thing says 'SASKATCHEWAN'!"

#4849
7 hours ago, crash_davis said:

I have the same tattoo except mine starts at the at the base of my penis running to the ends of my toe.

what for

#4850
51 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Nurse 1:  "What's with that patient who has 'SWAN' tattooed on his penis?"

Nurse 2:  "Huh? Honey, that thing says 'SASKATCHEWAN'!"

Heard that one in 1958

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