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#4853
The funny part is that there is someone out there that reads that website and thinks, not only is this funny, but its so funny I need to continually share it with others.

Just because you don’t understand sarcasm and parody doesn’t mean it’s not funny. You stay with your fucking fourth grade humor you cocksucker. You’ve been banned about ten times, go back to fucking Michigan
#4856
I bet you binge watch Fullhouse, and laugh hysterically the entire time.

Never seen it but you keep up with the shitty post after post. I’ve had it with the likes of you, juicy and futureman. It’s not worth it anymore, I’m done. Enjoy your fart jokes
#4859

Miles is one of the biggest bitches on the boards and it dates back to HF days. And for the record, the Onion headlines are lame AF, which, is appropriate for miles, I guess. 

#4865
Miles is one of the biggest bitches on the boards and it dates back to HF days. And for the record, the Onion headlines are lame AF, which, is appropriate for miles, I guess. 

Lmao
#4871
13 hours ago, Mileslong said:


Just because you don’t understand sarcasm and parody doesn’t mean it’s not funny. You stay with your fucking fourth grade humor you cocksucker. You’ve been banned about ten times, go back to fucking Michigan

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13 hours ago, mulletpelini said:

I guess you guys broke up huh

he still calls me when he’s drunk. 

#4872

If you can’t laugh at “Diamond Joe” go live in a cave or something.

“The thing is a 450 cc white hot clam magnet.”

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#4873
4 hours ago, Fuck Tim Beck said:

That's exactly what I told your mom last night 

So you walked in on her having sex...or after she had sex?

I'm confused.

#4876

I know, I know:

A). It's not a picture...
B). It's more political than "lol" material, but this is lolworthy in being so stupid of a ban...

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#4877
On 4/23/2019 at 2:28 PM, Your Mom said:

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Grew up in Denton when they changed from NTSU.  Friend's dad was on board of regents, or something, and there was a serious, prolonged discussion about changing radio station from KNTU call-sign to KUNT.

 

Somebody wised up, eventually, just not the coffee mug marketers.

#4878
I know, I know:
A). It's not a picture...
B). It's more political than "lol" material, but this is lolworthy in being so stupid of a ban...
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You'll pry my wiener from my cold, dead hand.
#4880
21 hours ago, Mileslong said:


Just because you don’t understand sarcasm and parody doesn’t mean it’s not funny. You stay with your fucking fourth grade humor you cocksucker. You’ve been banned about ten times, go back to fucking Michigan

That was funnier than most things on this board. Well done.

#4893
14 minutes ago, HornsOverIthaca said:

Wow.  I don’t think they’ll be able to fix the new black panther movie in editing.

Spoiler this!

#4894
9 hours ago, crash_davis said:

 

If that were my dogs they would take the opportunity to attack in my moment of weakness.

#4896
On 4/24/2019 at 10:47 AM, jimmyjazz said:

Yeah, that was an unfortunate back to back pair of posts.  I'm pretty sure The Onion isn't hiring Juicy any time soon.  "I'm FUNNY, dammit!"

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#4900
12 minutes ago, blacklab said:

If it’s not Scottish, it’s crap

tell that to my dermatologist

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