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#252

It’s a white man’s world ….

Big Baby just got 40 months in prison for frauding the NBA out of 80k in medical benefits. Brett Favre frauded Mississippi welfare recipients out of 700,000 and he hasn’t been charged. Both got caught around the same time.

 

#253
On 10/12/2022 at 4:42 PM, YGIFS said:

My sister is retarded, and she has a black friend who is not.  

 

I have a black friend who is not black, also.

#257

i don't like how this thread is attacking Favre and Rodgers.  They are simply men standing up for their political and ethical value set and I'm tired of people shitting all over them and making it so CR

#259
19 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

It’s a white man’s world ….

Big Baby just got 40 months in prison for frauding the NBA out of 80k in medical benefits. Brett Favre frauded Mississippi welfare recipients out of 700,000 and he hasn’t been charged. Both got caught around the same time.

 

OK, but Brett isn't...you know. Do I have to say it?

#261
On 5/10/2024 at 4:00 PM, Spider2YBanana said:

Favre was a great QB, but is anyone surprised he's a total piece or human excrement? 

So, it's a choice?

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#262
“Favre is the next to be indicted,” @TympanickLaw tells @FOS. More details on how Wednesday’s guilty plea in the Mississippi welfare funds case could impact Brett Favre. Favre has not been changed criminally and has denied any wrongdoing. https://t.co/fXzWq0H5VZ

 

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#263
Hall of Famer Brett Favre testified in front of Congress that he was "recently diagnosed with Parkinson's disease."More here: https://t.co/P1CcthmAJM

 

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#264
1 minute ago, 4th&Five said:
Hall of Famer Brett Favre testified in front of Congress that he was "recently diagnosed with Parkinson's disease."More here: https://t.co/P1CcthmAJM

 

Universe providing justice where the legal system cannot.

#270

You know how people had posters of Vince Lombardi quotes?

There should be a poster of this Brerr Favre quote: "If you were to pay me is there anyway the media could find out where the money came from?"

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#272
3 hours ago, immamac said:

imagine being such a piece of shit no one feels bad for you that you have Parkinson's. 

It's not just that nobody feels bad for him.  It's the the reaction of a lot of people--myself included--was "good."

Fuck Brett Favre--he stole money from kids on welfare.  He was strong; they were weak.  So he stole their money.  And he defrauded the taxpayers to do so.

He's a piece of shit, and I hope he suffers a lot on his way to an early grave on which I will gleefully piss.

#273
4 minutes ago, Ghost of LL said:

It's not just that nobody feels bad for him.  It's the the reaction of a lot of people--myself included--was "good."

Fuck Brett Favre--he stole money from kids on welfare.  He was strong; they were weak.  So he stole their money.  And he defrauded the taxpayers to do so.

He's a piece of shit, and I hope he suffers a lot on his way to an early grave on which I will gleefully piss.

In the POOREST STATE IN THE COUNTRY.   

Doubtful he actually has Parkinson's, though.

#274

"I shouldn't be charged with a crime on account of my Fran Tarkebton's disease or whatever they call it."

#276
10 hours ago, 4th&Five said:
Hall of Famer Brett Favre testified in front of Congress that he was "recently diagnosed with Parkinson's disease."More here: https://t.co/P1CcthmAJM

 

Brett Favre Rubbing Hands GIF by South Park

#277
imagine being such a piece of shit no one feels bad for you that you have Parkinson's. 

I mean, it makes sense…for all I care, he can just shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake it off, shake it off…..
#278
11 hours ago, 4th&Five said:
Hall of Famer Brett Favre testified in front of Congress that he was "recently diagnosed with Parkinson's disease."More here: https://t.co/P1CcthmAJM

 

Good things do happen to good people.

#279

Fuck that clown. They can Parkinson's his ass in prison. He's been a dumb piece of shit his whole life. Oh, but sure could play football....

unimpressed michael keaton GIF

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#280

The pronunciation of Favre as "farv" has always driven me nuts.

I believe the proper pronunciation, which most coonasses, would get right, is "fahv-ruh" with an eliding of the ruh, like Louvre.

But somewhere in his redneck, regard woodpile, they made it like "warsh."  @bolverk @RDCanecutter can confirm or deny.

#281
3 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

The pronunciation of Favre as "farv" has always driven me nuts.

I believe the proper pronunciation, which most coonasses, would get right, is "fahv-ruh" with an eliding of the ruh, like Louvre.

But somewhere in his redneck, regard woodpile, they made it like "warsh."  @bolverk @RDCanecutter can confirm or deny.

Your assumption about the proper pronunciation is correct.

The final syllable should very much be pronounced like Louvre, but it's only like half a syllable or near whisper of one in modern French (or Parisien). In other words, barely give any breath (if at all) to that last -e, so the "-uh" sound isn't really pronounced but just kind of exhaled. I believe in southern French, they'd give the "-uh" more emphasis, though.

How the crazy Cajuns would say it, I couldn't really tell you. Their French pronunciation is, well, different.

#282
1 minute ago, bolverk said:

Your assumption about the proper pronunciation is correct.

The final syllable should very much be pronounced like Louvre, but it's only like half a syllable or near whisper of one in modern French (or Parisien). In other words, barely give any breath (if at all) to that last -e, so the "-uh" sound isn't really pronounced but just kind of exhaled. I believe in southern French, they'd give the "-uh" more emphasis, though.

How the crazy Cajuns would say it, I couldn't really tell you. Their French pronunciation is, well, different.

It is, but like us Texans and stuff like "Guadaloop," they tend I think to get it more right than wrong and don't misplace entire letters.

#283
1 hour ago, TwiceHorn said:

It is, but like us Texans and stuff like "Guadaloop," they tend I think to get it more right than wrong and don't misplace entire letters.

“Pedernales” would like a word. 

#285
18 hours ago, TOR said:

In the POOREST STATE IN THE COUNTRY.   

Doubtful he actually has Parkinson's, though.

Do you even New Mexico, bro?

#286
18 hours ago, TOR said:

Doubtful he actually has Parkinson's, though.

I actually got "diagnosed" with Parkinson's several years ago.  They can really only determine Parkinson's by brain tissue samples (kinda like CTE), so they basically have a list of symptons, and the more of those you have, the more likely it is that you have it.  I had 70% of the symptoms and the doctor told me that I "may" have Parkinson's.  

Thankfully, no, or not yet. 

#287
1 hour ago, Matuka said:

TLDR… Pulitzer Prize winning writer who exposed the MS-Favre scandal is potentially facing jail time for not divulging sources in lawsuit against her by former governor who is suing for defamation.

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/41403341/favre-nfl-wolfe-bryant-mississippi-welfare

That state is more crooked than Texas.

#288
8 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

That state is more crooked than Texas.

But is it more crooked than Louisiana?

< Narrator: No, it isn't. >

#289

I don't wish a slow and painfully debilitating disease like Parkinson's on anybody, not even Brett Farve. 

So I'm fine if he just burns in hell.

#290
1 hour ago, nnm said:

Do you even New Mexico, bro?

They got all that casino money now, and meth.  Doing better than MS anyway.

#291
1 hour ago, South Austin said:

I don't wish a slow and painfully debilitating disease like Parkinson's on anybody, not even Brett Favre.

Fine.  I will. 

#292

I don't wish brain injuries on anyone but Favre's statements about his health ring hollow that he waits to announce it at a hearing that is going to slam him for stealing welfare dollars.

#293
6 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

The pronunciation of Favre as "farv" has always driven me nuts.

I believe the proper pronunciation, which most coonasses, would get right, is "fahv-ruh" with an eliding of the ruh, like Louvre.

But somewhere in his redneck, regard woodpile, they made it like "warsh."  @bolverk @RDCanecutter can confirm or deny.

I mean, I have my theories, but they're just made-up stories until I do the face-to-face research. And that's kinda like when I consciously choose not to study Favre's name, because I would have to spend part of my life thinking about Brett Favre.

But here, I'll throw you a bone:

My made-up story: Got off the boat trilling r's like they did in the 1700s: fah-vruh> (waves hand) > ????? > Cut down to fahv > Either somebody saw the written "r" and overcompensated and/or they moved from a non-rhotic to a rhotic neighborhood and just slapped an imaginary r back in> Add in some ignunce = Farrrrrv (fuck if I know, now I am tired of thinking about the man.)

#294
6 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

It is, but like us Texans and stuff like "Guadaloop," they tend I think to get it more right than wrong and don't misplace entire letters.

 

4 hours ago, Doc Daneeka said:

“Pedernales” would like a word. 

Yeah, no native French speaker (or anyone who actually knows how to speak the language) is going to move the R from behind the V to in front of it—the same goes for Spanish with the Perd. Although, in the case of Pedernales, its mispronunciation has become so common, that's just how it's said in Central Texas.

Brett's family may well be so far removed from their ancestry that they don't know any better, or it's just become the way it's said without the spelling change. I guess one easily accessible example is how those who speak Received English or some variant will drop the R (e.g., Pahk the cah in Havahd Yahd) but will sometimes add an Intrusive R in where there is none (e.g., Draw[r]ing).

Given that the traditional Foghorn Leghorn, Deep South, hush-puppy American accent tends not to pronounce hard Rs, I can see how Brett's family may have reinserted one in the wrong place in the same way as "draw[r]ing."

 

#296
3 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

My made-up story: Got off the boat trilling r's like they did in the 1700s: fah-vruh> (waves hand) > ????? > Cut down to fahv > Either somebody saw the written "r" and overcompensated and/or they moved from a non-rhotic to a rhotic neighborhood and just slapped an imaginary r back in> Add in some ignunce = Farrrrrv (fuck if I know, now I am tired of thinking about the man.)

Yeah, it's the non-rhoticity that favors the reinsertion of the Intrusive R.

(We posted at the same time.)

#299
3 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

mississippi is full of fraud ‘doctors’ 

Ah, ah, ah say, that's doctuh, suh.

#300
On 9/24/2024 at 3:13 PM, immamac said:

imagine being such a piece of shit no one feels bad for you that you have Parkinson's. 

Should I feel worse for him or people on welfare who didn’t get their money?

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