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ROFL, what a fever dream.  Like the GOP is going to give up all those electoral votes and house seats.  All the people are going to give up their social security, unemployment, school funding, road funding etc... This is like cosplay for morons. 

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Do it. Then I’ll move to some other state and the pubs will never win the presidency again.

Just now, RabidM said:

ROFL, what a fever dream.  Like the GOP is going to give up all those electoral votes and house seats.  All the people are going to give up their social security, unemployment, school funding, road funding etc... This is like cosplay for morons. 

Exactly. It’s not like conservatives would ever do anything stupid.

3 minutes ago, RabidM said:

ROFL, what a fever dream.  Like the GOP is going to give up all those electoral votes and house seats.  All the people are going to give up their social security, unemployment, school funding, road funding etc... This is like cosplay for morons. 

We are slowly but surely giving up school and road funding.  That border wall and associated TXNG presence ain’t free.

bring back sam houston.  he was smart enough to know all this was bullshit.

 

i often think that about various groups of tiny countries.  if they could figure out how to join up, they'd benefit every time.   stupid ass balkanization does nothing but weaken everyone.

Please do it. Will finally be what would convince my wife to move from this crazy state. 

48 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

 

Guarantee you that dude is terrified to spend an afternoon in Ciudad Acuña. 

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pinche alfabeto weyyyyyy

46 minutes ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

bring back sam houston.  he was smart enough to know all this was bullshit unless you're seceding from Mexico.

yknow.

Yeah, I'm assuming these yahoos think that the military is just going to stick around with all of their assets in the San Antonio area.  And NASA will gladly stick around in a foreign country to run their manned space flights.  And so forth.

Wonder how many of these slapdicks would still want a Texit if they were told that they would lose their SSN and Medicare, stat.

 

 

 

 

This is the first time in history the Republican Party of Texas has ever released an asinine platform.

Wait, no it's not.  They do it every time.

1 hour ago, RabidM said:

ROFL, what a fever dream.  Like the GOP is going to give up all those electoral votes and house seats.  All the people are going to give up their social security, unemployment, school funding, road funding etc... This is like cosplay for morons. 

8 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Yeah, I'm assuming these yahoos think that the military is just going to stick around with all of their assets in the San Antonio area.  And NASA will gladly stick around in a foreign country to run their manned space flights.  And so forth.

Wonder how many of these slapdicks would still want a Texit if they were told that they would lose their SSN and Medicare, stat.

Wonder if they’d stick around knowing that Texas is a minority-majority state, Hispanics are going to, or have already, passed up whites in numbers, and that Catholics outnumber everybody else by a good amount.

19 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Wonder how many of these slapdicks would still want a Texit if they were told that they would lose their SSN and Medicare, stat.

They’d expect the country of Texas to fund those things for them. With money that comes from anywhere other than their pockets.

TNM Member Embroidered Champion Bomber Jacket

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Call me crazy but using the word "bomber" and being some kind of separatist seems like a bad choice of words.

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1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

 

90% support at the Texas Nationalist Movement convention.  Someone is holding out. 

3 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Yeah, I'm assuming these yahoos think that the military is just going to stick around with all of their assets in the San Antonio area.  And NASA will gladly stick around in a foreign country to run their manned space flights.  And so forth.

Wonder how many of these slapdicks would still want a Texit if they were told that they would lose their SSN and Medicare, stat.

No see, all that shit belongs to Texas. And those fucking morons like Johnny Sack, Fatty, Incredulity et al are gonna strap on their ARs and defend it with their lives

Semper Pie 🥧 : r/JustBootThings

 

strap on their MURDER DILDOS you mean

This is like when I threatened to run away from home when I was 8.

more trump voters in ca than tx, but yes, please, do this. 

Checks notes *means also losing texum aggy*
 

Where do I contribute to this wonderful cause?

Even if they were able to secede without having to fight the US, how long would it take for the Mexican cartels to take over the whole state/nation do you figure? Tac vests over beer bellies will seem less cool when people are chopping off your neighbors’ heads. 

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I really loved this state until about eight years ago.

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I love Texas it's a great state. But it's problem is that it's filled with Texans.

5 minutes ago, Post Oak said:

I love Texas it's a great state. But it's problem is that it's filled with Texans.

I take no offense. Technically, I’m a Virginian, I guess.

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Ur mom sure isn’t 

7 hours ago, Blotto said:

No see, all that shit belongs to Texas. And those fucking morons like Johnny Sack, Fatty, Incredulity et al are gonna strap on their ARs and defend it with their lives

Semper Pie 🥧 : r/JustBootThings

 

Really missed the chance to name it "meal team ate"

28 minutes ago, Celery Man said:

Ur mom sure isn’t 

  I am sorry. This was too good to let slide!! Especially who it was directed at.

Be my fucking guest.

1 hour ago, South Austin said:

I take no offense. Technically, I’m a Virginian, I guess.

Technically I’m from FL so between that and Texas…..ughh

I would definitely be all for Texit just to watch the SEC kick A&M out because they are in a foreign country.  

9 hours ago, mchookem said:

strap on their MURDER DILDOS you mean

Love it.  The Italian ones doing work this weekend.  

17 hours ago, Post Oak said:

I love Texas it's a great state. But it's problem is that it's filled with Texans.

I was born in Lubbock and raised in Austin.  I cannot refute the above statement.  God dammit.

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Knights Templar did a lot of murdering and raping ?

It was ok because it was in the name of God.  Then the King of France got jealous of how wealthy the order was so he wiped them out and took all of their shit.

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I've never seen this. It's brilliant and applies to more than the Crusades.

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

Knights Templar did a lot of murdering and raping ?

Ah yes, the ole number 6. 

1 hour ago, RomaVicta said:

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I've never seen this. It's brilliant and applies to more than the Crusades.

The weird thing is they were going door to door on road bikes.  

And as for Texit: As an American, I'd be happy to see Texas go. As a Texan, I would leave to remain an American (at least for a small time).

21 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

And as for Texit: As an American, I'd be happy to see Texas go. As a Texan, I would leave to remain an American (at least for a small time).

Austin would be affordable again.

19 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I wonder where they’d vote to relocate the capital. 

Vidor

20 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

Vidor

Oof.

I was thinking College Station.

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