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ULM Warhawks @ Longhorns 7PM on LHN - The Mullet Hath Arriveth

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2 minutes ago, Coach pop a bitch said:

I'm sure card can be a decent receiver. He's deceptively fast  

And he a coach on the field.  They can't get him out of the film room.  He brings his lunch pail.  Etc.  He's pretty caucasian.

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  • USNALonghorn
    USNALonghorn

    You mean a freshman that’s surrounded by underclassmen won’t be ready to take on the most dominant team in history of CFB by week 2????  

  • Huckleberry
    Huckleberry

    Anyone actually thinking we don't look any better than last year, this is our last year OL and QB in right now. 

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We brought in Card because we needed to get punt team work. See, it was a good idea. Now, we know Pearson sucks, too.

Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

cant wait to see card get sacked again

fuck you hulk

Jesus card. Get rid of it

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Anyone actually thinking we don't look any better than last year, this is our last year OL and QB in right now. 

I was told by some of you morons Ewers was playing 4 qtrs

he just looks defeated..... not the best body language

Card auditioning for a Sam Houston transfer

I’m glad Card came in to remind everyone he was NEVER winning the job. Fuck those morons who tried to claim that

9 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

45(and counting)-3 from the new Lanai in Maui, fuck the h8rz it’s a great day
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You sir can suck my dick. 

 

God damnnit get Card out of there. Put Murphy in. Card is shitting his pants up 42 in the 3rd

We want Murphy, clap clap clap clap clap

Card making sure nobody will take him if he portals. 

Just now, Pig Bellmont said:

Jesus. OL not giving Card much to work with 

That happens when you have low confidence in the QB.

Just now, touchthemonolith said:

C'mon Hudson at least try to show us what we're missing

He is. 

Wth Ewers out already? That's so weak. Dude needs as many reps as he can for next week. Score 60+ idgaf. 

I hope ewers stays healthy because we’re fucked if card is in there against real teams

Card looks like he gave up on the season already 

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