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ULM Warhawks @ Longhorns 7PM on LHN - The Mullet Hath Arriveth

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Everyone knew this but it’s official 

 

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  • Breaking News: Agiye has been fully reinstated to the team after successfully breaking Ewers car out of the tow lot.

  • USNALonghorn
    USNALonghorn

    You mean a freshman that’s surrounded by underclassmen won’t be ready to take on the most dominant team in history of CFB by week 2????  

  • Huckleberry
    Huckleberry

    Anyone actually thinking we don't look any better than last year, this is our last year OL and QB in right now. 

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38 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

He's been in two college football programs for a season and two off seasons.  He's not a freshman.

He is literally a freshman. 

50 minutes ago, Js1 said:

We ain’t gonna beat Bama unless their team plane flies into the gulf.  

We’re going to shitstomp those fools.  We are fucking back.  Again.

1 minute ago, Tom Chairman said:

Who's got the early line for next week?

pickum. 

1 minute ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

We’re going to shitstomp those fools.  We are fucking back.  Again.

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There were lots of "or" on the depth chart for the DL and I thought the young guys were the ones that flashed. 

Anybody going to be surprised if Sorrell, Murphy, and Finkley are getting most of the reps at the end of the year? 

 

 

ok so

* Ewers is the real fuckin deal. He made some NFL level throws on one of those drives. I haven't seen throws like that on the 40 since... well, never.

* kicking game is gonna cost us a game or two this year

* Card is exactly who I thought he was last year: Hasn't caught up to the speed of the game, and it'll take years, if ever, for him to do so

* Bijan is a cheat code and our RB room is the definition of an embarrassment of riches

* who the fuck is Sanders. he's amazing

* OL is vastly improved with a bunch of freshmen

* Defense ain't great but it definitely sucks less. ULM didn't give our defense many breaks; I remember in previous years bad teams like this would do things like the qb missing a wide open wr; none of that bullshit tonight

* good God Ethan Burke cover up your belly that's just gross looking

Sorrell looked good. Don't remember seeing Ovie. Ford was okay. Overshown was great. Don't remember seeing the transfer lb. All the interior guys were solid, but none are game changers. Burke and Finley and Tapp should help this team. DBs were solid and didn't make many mistakes.

Banks looks like he’s playing through an ankle injury.

i really think that quinn is going to be very good, but hes going to get vivisected next week. 

Just now, Gidnik said:

i really think that quinn is going to be very good, but hes going to get vivisected next week. 

Probably but the gameplan is likely going to be much different. 

Sark knew he didn't need Bijan and Roschon in this one. They had 15 total carries combined. Both those guys are going to get a lot more work next weekend. 

 

7 minutes ago, Bevo said:

Sorrell looked good. Don't remember seeing Ovie. Ford was okay. Overshown was great. Don't remember seeing the transfer lb. All the interior guys were solid, but none are game changers. Burke and Finley and Tapp should help this team. DBs were solid and didn't make many mistakes.

I noticed Burke on most plays he was in the game. He is just really fucking disruptive on a level that I havent seen from someone so raw. Sorrell did great tonight, but I hold my breath that he will be as much of a factor against better lines. Overshown was everywhere. 

1 hour ago, Bottlecap said:

Hang on a fuckin second. THATS OUR REAL PUNTER? I was hoping the main guy had Covid or sumn

The pic they showed on TV looked like Annie.

11 minutes ago, Bevo said:

Sorrell looked good. Don't remember seeing Ovie. Ford was okay. Overshown was great. Don't remember seeing the transfer lb. All the interior guys were solid, but none are game changers. Burke and Finley and Tapp should help this team. DBs were solid and didn't make many mistakes.

I thought Tapp looked different athletically, than any of the other edges. He gets up the field. I am not sure he has any pass rush moves, but his potential seemed obvious to me 

1 minute ago, dec3169 said:

The pic they showed on TV looked like Annie.

My bad - the kicker looks like Annie - not the punter.

1 minute ago, dec3169 said:

The pic they showed on TV looked like Annie.

That's the kicker.

1 minute ago, Vertigo said:

I noticed Burke on most plays he was in the game. He is just really fucking disruptive on a level that I havent seen from someone so raw. Sorrell did great tonight, but I hold my breath that he will be as much of a factor against better lines. Overshown was everywhere. 

I'm pretty high on Sorrell. I was speaking with a guy in the athletic department this spring who raved him and couldn't understand why he wasn't getting more PT last year. He said that the guy was obviously more athletic than Collins and was one of the few guys on the team who could get pressure on the QB. Based on who was giving me the info., I was pretty confident that Sorrell would do well this year.

Whatever, it's a win.  Much better than prior showings against Maryland, but we did not control the game from the onset.  Aside from that, Ewers looks average, will see how/if he progresses throughout the year.  Alabama is going to skull fuck us something awful.

Average is pretty good for a first ever start I guess.

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5 minutes ago, freyguy said:

but we did not control the game from the onset. 

What fucking game did you watch?

 

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2 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

What fucking game did you watch?

 

He apparently didn't watch the game. Sark and PK were already rotating backups during the 2nd series. 

Based on that and how Sark used Bijan/Roschon it's obvious they knew this was a glorified scrimmage. 

5 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

What fucking game did you watch?

 

The game where ULM controlled the time clock for most of the 1st quarter, little man.

1 hour ago, Js1 said:

We ain’t gonna beat Bama unless their team plane flies into the gulf.  

I know a guy...

1 hour ago, Huckleberry said:

Did Hall get any snaps? Didn't see him. 

I saw him for a picture with the RBs and WRs after the eyes at the end of the game lol

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2 minutes ago, freyguy said:

The game where ULM controlled the time clock for most of the 1st quarter, little man.

you mean the quarter that ended us up 14-3?

dang dude.

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1 minute ago, freyguy said:

The game where ULM controlled the time clock for most of the 1st quarter, little man.

Haha. You mean because special teams scored, keeping the offense off the field?

3 minutes ago, freyguy said:

The game where ULM controlled the time clock for most of the 1st quarter, little man.

You think that means Texas didn't control the game from the onset? 

It was 14-3 in the first quarter with Texas already playing backups. I'm honestly kind of shocked at how Sark and PK handled this game but they must have known ULM was complete dog shit. 

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2 minutes ago, freyguy said:

The game where ULM controlled the time clock for most of the 1st quarter, little man.

Well to be fair, ULM had 2 possessions before we had one, but we scored a TD first. 

3 minutes ago, freyguy said:

The game where ULM controlled the time clock for most of the 1st quarter, little man.

we had a block punt... of course that sent  ULM back on offense again

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Just now, bmbmd said:

 

Okay for real…hire somebody to handle the players’ cars only. This is getting out of hand

3 minutes ago, freyguy said:

The game where ULM controlled the time clock for most of the 1st quarter, little man.

Pretty easy to do when they are on offense twice before we take the field for the first time. Yet somehow we were already up 7-0. 

7 minutes ago, taybo20 said:

I saw him for a picture with the RBs and WRs after the eyes at the end of the game lol

 

3 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

UT Parking strikes again.

They wouldn’t send me my degree until I paid all of my parking fines.   On only drove to campus on test days so it wasn’t much, but with the amount of tuition they charge…

10 minutes ago, bmbmd said:

 

Maybe the Ohio dealership took their truck back

1 hour ago, Tom Chairman said:

Who's got the early line for next week?

Maybe we beat them by 25.  JB.  

23 minutes ago, freyguy said:

The game where ULM controlled the time clock for most of the 1st quarter, little man.

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1 hour ago, Tom Chairman said:

Who's got the early line for next week?

2.5pt swing in bama’s favor since open.E0972DDC-F9AF-4343-B984-DBF1ACF7CE37.thumb.jpeg.56ae55315ddaf93e3ce2b5cf3640aec0.jpeg

11 minutes ago, The Deuce said:

2.5pt swing in bama’s favor since open.E0972DDC-F9AF-4343-B984-DBF1ACF7CE37.thumb.jpeg.56ae55315ddaf93e3ce2b5cf3640aec0.jpeg

Doomed

OkSo... I don't have LHN and I was out with some UT brothers and wives, so I did not see the game. I will, but for now I want an overview from those of you who can see what's good and what needs work.

It seems like the game was so out of hand that there wasn't much work, which I don't like, but I'm ok with saving dudes and playbook to get ready for next week.

So, what looked good and what didn't?

 

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