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ULM Warhawks @ Longhorns 7PM on LHN - The Mullet Hath Arriveth

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Right side of that o-line is GARBAGE. 
Both sides suck, I feel for Bijan if he had a decent online the Heisman would be his
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  • Breaking News: Agiye has been fully reinstated to the team after successfully breaking Ewers car out of the tow lot.

  • USNALonghorn
    USNALonghorn

    You mean a freshman that’s surrounded by underclassmen won’t be ready to take on the most dominant team in history of CFB by week 2????  

  • Huckleberry
    Huckleberry

    Anyone actually thinking we don't look any better than last year, this is our last year OL and QB in right now. 

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Dammit he had him, just a little high.  At least the kicker made the FG, miss DTK because Dicker The Kicker makes me laugh.

Auburn the Kicker!

Eh. Not the same ring to it.

Upright Auburn?


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Auburn the Kicker!

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ULM DL starting to figure out the OL weaknesses and it was blatantly obvious that series. 

Just now, BurntOrange&White said:

@immamac if Auburn improves is there anyway at all we can setup a NIL deal for him! I’m down for $500

So if he doesn’t look good, we don’t look good? 

I can only assume this bit about NIL is supposed to be an ad to HS students watching... 

1 minute ago, UTEX_ME said:

Nice kick. Crappy fucking series. 

Solid series. Got freshman'd. This is the game to make mistakes in. They just need to learn now.

Ewers has been late to recognize Worthy open deep twice now. One was almost a pick and the other a missed TD. Ewers needs to speed up his processing. It’s been way too slow all game. Sark put the kiddy gloves on after the first pick and has just been giving him easy reads until that third down. 

Edited by Burt Macklin

1 minute ago, misterloki said:

Ewers is no bueno.

Fire coach, lock thread. Is that how we do it? 

4 minutes ago, Rudiger said:

Yeah, Hutson is crap. 

It’s Campbell time 

Some giant fucking pussies on here, but I guess consistent with the usual special Ed room that is the football board. What a fucking beating this thread is. 

Ewers will be fine, he’s basically a true freshman, and doesn’t seem to get rattled easily. The future is bright. Replace the right side of that o-line though!

1 minute ago, The Ace of Aces said:

Worthy was quite wide open. Overthrown and late.  

the off schedule throws are going to take a while, dude hasn't really played in 2 years

Cole Hutson = white bread

Just now, hookem48 said:

the off schedule throws are going to take a while, dude hasn't really played in 2 years

Should play the whole game to help figure out timing 

1 minute ago, Burt Macklin said:

Ewers has been late to recognize Worthy open deep twice now. One was almost a pick and the other a missed TD. Ewers needs to speed up his processing. It’s been way too slow all game. Sark out the kiddy gloves on after the first pick and has just been giving him easy reads until that third down. 

for fuck's sake dude hasn't played in 2 years

I remember Mack used to refuse to give a frosh kicker a scholly 

 

might be time to do do the anti Mack and get a kicker on scholly.... these guys scare the shit out of me.

 

Stone is putting his whole body into a kick that seems to barely make the fucking goalline. 

Edited by AUS-97HORN

Ewers will be fine, he’s basically a true freshman, and doesn’t seem to get rattled easily. The future is bright. Replace the right side of that o-line though!
This those mad at mullet.. get a fucking grip the line is the bugger issue
1 minute ago, ConferenceRoom said:

3 minutes 14 seconds left in the first half. 

pumpkin pie GIF

Just now, hookem48 said:

for fuck's sake dude hasn't played in 2 years

This isn't an easy offense either. If he is still doing this at the end of the year, then I get it. This is his first fucking CFB game in a brand new offense. He's learning with every snap.

1 minute ago, hookem48 said:

for fuck's sake dude hasn't played in 2 years

He's right, though.  He's almost too chill back there.  But, that's ok, better than running for his life, necessary or not (Card).

3 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

Ewers has been late to recognize Worthy open deep twice now. One was almost a pick and the other a missed TD. Ewers needs to speed up his processing. It’s been way too slow all game. Sark out the kiddy gloves on after the first pick and has just been giving him easy reads until that third down. 

He definitely looks slow on his reads. I am sure that opening drive didn’t do wonders for his confidence. 

3 minutes ago, Sal said:

Cole Hutson = white bread

It’s his first game as a true freshman…

I am glad this is Ewers' first game, but I am scared for his second game. Seems like he may need a few games to settle down.

Just now, Smax said:
3 minutes ago, Injury Prone said:
Ewers will be fine, he’s basically a true freshman, and doesn’t seem to get rattled easily. The future is bright. Replace the right side of that o-line though!

This those mad at mullet.. get a fucking grip the line is the bugger issue

I mean, it's his first half of football in two years and it's in front of 100k people.  He's pressing a bit.  I don't think we should shove him to the portal just yet.

How do I get one of those Cameo's with Burke. I'm thinking panties only. Hell, I'll wear some too. Lets get crazy. 

4 minutes ago, hookem48 said:

the off schedule throws are going to take a while, dude hasn't really played in 2 years

Agreed. He need as many reps as possible. 

call time out steve  get aggressive dont be a pussy

oooo shit....

 

every fucking time in the last 8 years when we are on D and call TO in the last 2 mins we royally fuck up the next play 

1.36 left in the first half and we just took our FIRST time out :)

1 minute ago, victory88 said:

It’s his first game as a true freshman…

He’s got cement feet.  It is what it is. 

Just now, ATXbronco said:

1.36 left in the first half and we just took our FIRST time out :)

And we get the ball second half instead of them getting it again!

1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

I mean, it's his first half of football in two years and it's in front of 100k people.  He's pressing a bit.  I don't think we should shove him to the portal just yet.

fuck Ewers for not being Joe Montana his first fucking game since his junior year of highschool.

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