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ULM Warhawks @ Longhorns 7PM on LHN - The Mullet Hath Arriveth

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  • Breaking News: Agiye has been fully reinstated to the team after successfully breaking Ewers car out of the tow lot.

  • USNALonghorn
    USNALonghorn

    You mean a freshman that’s surrounded by underclassmen won’t be ready to take on the most dominant team in history of CFB by week 2????  

  • Huckleberry
    Huckleberry

    Anyone actually thinking we don't look any better than last year, this is our last year OL and QB in right now. 

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Just now, ClubWhatever said:

He’s afraid Ewers will do something stupid with too much time left.  

Or just not make the first down.

Just now, Lurch said:

Why burn that time before 4th down go-for-it?

Because he was concerned about execution. He ran the clock down to play for the Fg and give ULM a short clock if they failed. Later in the year they might be more aggressive. That was protecting Ewers

Populating the ball. This is a family show, coach. 

Well it was a good season. Time to reload for 2023. 

Just now, BurntOrange&White said:

That’s such a bad hold

Yeah that wasn't on Sideshow Bert.

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2 minutes ago, GTJ1982 said:

Sark continues to have poor clock management at the end of halves.  

Wym? Sark got them into FG postion with no time left for ULM 

Just now, Valmy77 said:

Yeah that wasn't on Sideshow Bert.

I was thinking Carrot Top after they put his photo up there.

Just now, The Ace of Aces said:

Pretty unimpressive first half, but about what I expected. It’s gonna be a long season. 

Man, your expectations were way too high then

2 minutes ago, Mileslong said:

At least Sark seems to have control of the game and we aren’t scrambling around not knowing what to do in the two minutes

Do u even 4th qtr bro? 

2 minutes ago, SarksJuggs said:

I just hope the players are having fun 

😂😂😂😂😂😂

Bert’s fine but Ernie needs more practice 

3 minutes ago, Ellellelle said:

Man auburn has a look.

Yeah, kind of like an Olympic half-pipe snowboarding champ.

Sark knew what he was doing there. He knows our kicking team sucks ass and needs as many live reps as possible.

11 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

Well the good news is we are dominating this game. Bad news is we are going to get fucking destroyed next week. 

Id rather play bama early in the season and they’ll be working through some stuff too, but not at qb, unfortunately. Ewers is going to need to hit some quick throws to get a rhythm and keep the offense moving. Their dline is going to be stiff. 

Shit--Bama killing Utah State.  Texas will be in trouble if they don't get it going early.

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2 minutes ago, Ellellelle said:

Man auburn has a look.

Little orphan Annie + Opie Cunningham?

We just needed to knock the Cobb webs off. . The 2nd half is ours!!!!!

I feel worse about bama next week after that half. 

Sark has called a good game.  Quinn needs to shake off the cobwebs. 

Watching us play a decent second half is at the top of my checklist for tonight. 

1 minute ago, D3zii said:

We just needed to knock the Cobb webs off. . The 2nd half is ours!!!!!

Wtf are Cobb webs? 

2 minutes ago, Wishbone said:

Yeah, kind of like an Olympic half-pipe snowboarding champ.

Wrong but it does involve a pipe 

Just gotta hope all this youth will gel by mid season and we finish strong. Gonna be a bumpy road to get there. 

Just now, The Ace of Aces said:

Pretty unimpressive first half, but about what I expected. It’s gonna be a long season. 

Not looking good up front that's for sure.

Still, a lot of young guys. Maybe they will be fun.

I'd love to be up by more, but this game (and this season) is going to be about growth. This is the first meaningful game that Ewers has played in 2 years. I'd love to see him hit on a couple of long throws before the game is over, and I'd love to see him play well into the 4th quarter.

Edited by Aslan24

Coaching has been solid so far in all phases. Defense didn't fold and give up that TD off the pick. Lets see how energized they are in the 2nd half. 

For all the hand wringing about Ewers, since he started 0-2 with a pick, he's gone 11-14 for 144 yds and a TD.

Pretty sure he'll be fine.

5 minutes ago, SOBMarcos said:

Ballsack looks better than Quim

Indeed. We look fucking horrible at QB, OL, kicking game, and all things Defense. Quim!

2 minutes ago, Hornsome said:

Sark has called a good game.  Quinn needs to shake off the cobwebs. 

 

shake off the dust. he needs to be zipping that ball

3 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Man, your expectations were way too high then

It’s a ULM team with a metric ton of new guys. I think Texas ends 7-5 and am still fairly unimpressed. It’s improving but we’ve been so shitty of so long it’s a slog. 

5 minutes ago, D3zii said:

Wym? Sark got them into FG postion with no time left for ULM 

Fuck that pussy ass shit

1 hour ago, OB3 said:

I feel worse about bama next week after that half. 

yep and I already dreamed we were down 24-0 at half.

I get it's the first game so Texas is rotating a lot of players but the offense was much better when Sanders was out there. 

Texas normally rotates a lot of players in a blowout but not sure I've ever seen them play that many players from the get go. It's almost like Sark is treating this like a scrimmage of "go win your job". 

 

1 minute ago, hornian said:

Wtf are Cobb webs? 

You must not speak Texan

2 minutes ago, Hornsome said:

Sark has called a good game.  Quinn needs to shake off the cobwebs. 

This. At risk of complimenting Sark, he’s called the plays to test Quinn and pulled back when he’s failed so far.

the biggest worry about Ewers is Hutson getting him killed next week

Ballsack looks better than Quim

There's always these types I've never seen post before on game threads.

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4 minutes ago, OB3 said:

I feel worse about bama next week after that half. 

Shit I watched the UTSA/UH game and now I'm very concerned about our UTSA game the week after Bama

Bryce Young 18/28 195 yards 5 TDs 100 yards rushing in one half

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