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ULM Warhawks @ Longhorns 7PM on LHN - The Mullet Hath Arriveth

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1 hour ago, BurntOrange&White said:

@BERT what’s your thoughts on you’re kicking performance tonight 

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Are you saying Jesus Christ can’t hit the deep ball?????

 

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1 minute ago, perfectchaos007 said:

Shit I watched the UTSA/UH game and now I'm very concerned about our UTSA game the week after Bama

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UTSA DL is going to eat

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2 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

@BERT what’s your thoughts on your kicking performance tonight 

Well you see, Ernie got hurt last night in bed so I have a different holder. So I should be 2 for 2. So I think I’m doing damn good so far if I do say so my damn self. 

6 minutes ago, hornian said:

Wtf are Cobb webs? 

Ty Cobb shooting ropes. 

3 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

Bryce Young 18/28 195 yards 5 TDs 100 yards rushing in one half

Sounds about right?

We're winning...BUT DAMMIT BOYS, I EXPECT BETTER THAN THIS!

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I see I can count on the same pussy ass people to say the same pussy ass shit. 

We knew there would be growing pains with this team. Little too early to panic, isn’t it? 

32 minutes ago, misterloki said:

Ewers is no bueno.

Fuck off Aggie.  I know y’all had that huge win over Sam Houston but let’s not let it go to your head.  

Just now, TXRed said:

We knew there would be growing pains with this team. Little too early to panic, isn’t it? 

Do you even surly?  A little self awareness, please. 

1 minute ago, TXRed said:

We knew there would be growing pains with this team. Little too early to panic, isn’t it? 

If you want sunshine, go listen to Justin Wells

1 minute ago, TXRed said:

We knew there would be growing pains with this team. Little too early to panic, isn’t it? 

Hell people are still saying “We’re gonna get dismantled next week” like we all didn’t already know that. These will be the same people to bitch in the game thread like they think this is 2005 Texas playing Bama. Unreal

Fuck off Aggie.  I know y’all had that huge win over Sam Houston but let’s not let it go to your head.  

You'd think immamac could sniff out aggy
3 minutes ago, BERT said:

I see I can count on the same pussy ass people to say the same pussy ass shit. 

Pussy is as pussy does 

no panic here, we look faster, we also look like we are full of freshman.  we are were i expected us to be.  we will get boatr raced by 40 next week, but as long as we show progressing game to game instead of regression like last year im good  we basically have a bunch of 19 year olds playing

1 minute ago, touchthemonolith said:

Let's dunk on these clowns man I wanna see Jonathan Brooks and Card getting REPS in the 4th 

Ewers can use all of the reps tonight.

Ok let's take the opening kick-off and make it 31-3

1 minute ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

And? I don’t think we can get him to transfer.

dude is making DR Pepper NIL money.  we cant compete with that

Just now, Hank_Hill said:

38 ULM rushing yards. So that’s nice.

The way some of these pussies act, you’d think it was 380. 

1 minute ago, Hank_Hill said:

38 ULM rushing yards. So that’s nice.

Our front 7 is definitely improved. Jamison is a huge liability on the back end though.

Edited by USNALonghorn

Ewers can use all the reps tonight but it also looks like Sark is trying to keep Bijan and Roschon fresh. 

Bijan averaged 7 yards a carry in the 1st half. Sark could have easily fed him the ball a lot more and this would be much uglier. 

they gonna fuck around and find out on thoise short kicks

I see Sarks vision, but unless Quinn improves dramatically he’s In for a traumatizing experience next week. 

5 minutes ago, TXRed said:

We knew there would be growing pains with this team. Little too early to panic, isn’t it? 

Hell I am already panicking about next year.

4 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

no panic here, we look faster, we also look like we are full of freshman.  we are were i expected us to be.  we will get boatr raced by 40 next week, but as long as we show progressing game to game instead of regression like last year im good  we basically have a bunch of 19 year olds playing

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Just now, ClubWhatever said:

People are just tired of sucking.  That doesn’t make them pussies.   

Those are two different things

and it still might make them pussies. We’ll never know for sure 

Just now, CastHorn said:

I see Sarks vision, but unless Quinn improves dramatically he’s In for a traumatizing experience next week. 

So start Card and fail to cross the 50 yard line?

Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

we gotta feed bijan  cmon

Why? 

This game is over. We are going to need him all season. 

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